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Tweeting every line in Rick and Morty 🚀✨🌏 Currently: Waiting for Season 4. Created by @skyierwhite.

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See you for Season 4 in, like, a really long time! I might even have a big white Santa Claus beard and… and… and a… and a couple of grandkids and all that kind of stuff. See you… See you then!


Ooh-wee! What a season! Sorry I never showed up, but I got married. I had a baby. I went back to school and got my G-E-E-E-D. What did you do while you were waiting? Hopefully you didn't just fuck around and waste your life. Ooh-wee!


It's not like Rick would tell us.


Eschewed? You've never used that word. Maybe you are a clone!


Dad, you can't talk to Jerry that way anymore. We're a real family now. In many ways, things will be like season 1, but more streamlined. Now Jerry and I are happily married parents, and the idea that I was motivated by a fear of you leaving can be eschewed.


Here's your [Rick burps.] stupid hat, dipshit.


I'm hoping to get a piece of your sugar chicken later.


I love Panda E! Thanks, Mom!


That's kind of the only thing they have.


Did you get sugar chicken?


Kids, dinner! I got Panda Express!


I'm fly-fishing Rick. You can distinguish me from the Rick that you had a falling-out with by my fly-fishing enthusiasm and accompanying hat. I hope I can be of service if, uh, you ever find the planet to be in danger. Friends?


Hi, Mr. President. I'm Rick Sanchez, but not the one that did this. We Ricks travel the infinite and switch places with each other like hermit crabs, I think.


I don't think you've ever understood what "Secretary of the Interior" means!


There's still some rubble over there.


There's infinite time lines, Morty. Why would I stay in the one where I trashed the White House, became an enemy of America and the lowest-status character in my idiot family?


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