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mochimongo

@mochimongo

i am mochimongo

Joined February 2024

A cry for help. 🙏🏻

🚨 CAMPAÑA SOLIDARIA 🚨 Tras la catástrofe de la DANA en Valencia, iniciamos esta campaña para ayudar a la población. La situación allí es catastrófica, sin agua, luz, comida ni medicamentos. Los recursos y medidas proporcionadas por el estado dejan mucho que desear. Allí…

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and now i sleep


Normilio.

I will never break character again but I will remind you that $normilio is a trojan horse, a sheathed blade, a stealth bomber, intentionally engineered to insidiously onboard the masses of normies to Normilian culture. Our mission has just begun, and you are part of it. NORMILIO



He can produce bangers longer than you can stay solvent. @izebel_eth

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Stay focused, kings.

I will never break character again but I will remind you that $normilio is a trojan horse, a sheathed blade, a stealth bomber, intentionally engineered to insidiously onboard the masses of normies to Normilian culture. Our mission has just begun, and you are part of it. NORMILIO



It was written in the stars. @BajaCoinOnBlast

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I just threw 1 ETH into @BajaCoinOnBlast and started praying for a big jackpot. Let's go full retard.



I just threw 1 ETH into @BajaCoinOnBlast and started praying for a big jackpot. Let's go full retard.


Truth. This is diluting blast even harder. It makes no sense to me.

How can this jackpot system make sense? How is it even beneficial for @Blast_L2? How much TVL you had to provide on @ThrusterFi / @Juice_Finance / @OrbitLending for months with smart-contract risks for same performance? How many ETH you had to spend on @fantasy_top_ /…

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I hope this becomes the new standard.

The Sybil filtering process is as follows Phase 1: Self-report for 15% of intended allocation Phase 2: LZ Labs sybil report. Sybil caught get 0. Phase 3: Bounty hunter program. Catch a Sybil, get 10% of their intended allocation. Users first.



Does this apply to waifu pillows? Asking for a fren.

HOW TO MANAGE 7 GFS IN PARALLEL, A THREAD: For the past 2 years, I've maintained 3 - 7 girlfriends in parallel. This will be outside of a lot of men's reality, but can 100% be done by any competent man People keep asking me for advice. Pointers: 1. You need a strong life base…



The whole saga has been amazing to watch. Up only.

CYBERPRINCE HAS COMMITTED GRAND LARCENY, STEALING $25K FROM THE $NORMILIO TREASURY. We all know his reputation plummeted after pumping and dumping Remilios then pivoting to Chinese stocks, but Cyberprince has now ruined his reputation beyond repair. He is not only a serial…

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I have always said this. I haven't put any money into this scam since 2018. I am now a free rider. Ups and downs don't matter when you are not losing. Crypto is a butthole.

my new favorite quote about crypto



Great morning.

G-M (great morning), cruising into work at the meat factory right now. Per usual will be trading cyber currencies from the staff bathroom during my hourly plop-break. Looking to bank another sweet double-digit “W” (winning play) today. Let’s Get It (LGI)! Normilio



Lmaoooo

Whitepaper vs. Final product @blknoiz06

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Soon.

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The Fantasy Airdrop is now live! 🛫 We're excited to announce the first phase of our deployment to the @Blast_L2 mainnet. Connect to claim.fantasy.top to claim your rewards: ✨ Mainnet FAN points 🪂 Free Packs 🛍️ Discounted Mints A huge thanks to our investors…

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if you can say the word GOOD, then guess what? It means you’re still alive. It means you’re still breathing. And if you’re still breathing, that means you’ve still got some dog left in you. #doginme


got my normilios

got my normilios



+EV gambling, baby.

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