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MR. HOSTILE

@misterhostile

Moral superiority is the last resort for those who can’t find another way to be superior.

Nala Ray HEATED DEBATE with Andrew Wilson's wife Rachel?!



The farther you get from looking for deeper meaning the happier you become.


Don’t really want to be anon anymore but I’m in too deep.


Girls actually do just want to have fun.


Hitting raw then rolling over and billing.


This is going to be the last exciting election for decades.


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Every once in a while I encounter another adult who is so earnestly “good” and innocent that I question whether I have spoiled myself with cynicism. It’s never long before I find out his parents are doctors.


A stoic and disciplined pursuit of satisfying my most base, visceral desires.


Yes. In fact, there’s nothing about a woman you can tell her that she doesn’t already know.

do women know how immensely powerful this single strand of hair can be?

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Are you online? All of a sudden you went away. Are you online? I hope you come back around someday. Are you online? I haven’t seen you in a real long time. Are you online? Could you give me some kind of sign?


A gentleman always has an escape plan.


Any time I see someone being too forgiving I make a mental note and brace myself for when they’re going to expect the same.


Oh you weren’t ready for a hot take, snowflake? Didn’t you see my smoking and/or drinking PFP? I’m straight btw.


Locally sourced Fair Trade certified brown brown


Posting my “cashapp” for my birthday this year but it’s just meatspin.


Client blankly staring at me after I say “Fairness is a social construct.”


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