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Flumpy

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If anyone asks, Its not actually me and I've been hacked - that way I have an excuse for swearing 😉😂

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Please can @VancityReynolds buy #torquayunited 😭 I don’t live too far, so I’ll happily let you use my driveway for parking on match days 😎😂


Wow, that’s an awfully huge amount of chicken @asda @AsdaServiceTeam I can’t possibly eat that massive amount 😂😂😂 #SpoiltForChicken #WheresTheRestOfIt

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Get a @wowcher which you kinda expect to be a bit naff… but the supplying company decides “20 items” is 8 things and one box of 12 tea lights AND the box is ripped😂 #dontbuywowchers


If I was this act, I’d be fuming with the judges for ruining their act @BGT #witch


Funny how @Hermesparcels doesn’t let you reply on tweets because they’ve lost your parcel, and because they’ve done that, I can’t get refunded by amazon because of it 😡


Dear @tiktok_uk thanks for not breaking down too ☺️


Considering messaging previous buyers on eBay to make conversation - it’s the only thing working other than TikTok 😂


Who broke Facebook? 😠


Dunno why I need one, but I do. Maybe it’ll work on matching up fabric to paint 😂😂😂😂

#Competition Time! We're giving away 5 Johnstone's Trade PPG Colour Readers! For your chance to #WIN like, RT and follow @Brewerspaints & @Johnstonestrade Competition closes 12pm 27/08/21 #FreebieFriday

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Here’s a photo of my 93 year old grandma, locked inside her care home. When this photo was taken, we were trying to explain to her why we couldn’t give her a hug.

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#clarksonsfarm is genius! Please @PrimeVideo commission series 2! I want some land now… and some #sheeps ☺️


Just had a @PotNoodle beef & tomato with no peas in it ☹️ now I’ll need to go eat something else for my #fiveaday 😭 #whostolemypeas 🥺


That was DREADFUL. Seriously a terrible finale. #LineofDutyFinale


#facebookisdown 🥺🥺🥺


#whatsappdown #messengerdown #instagramdown so do I need to physically ring people if I want to talk to them now? 😰😂


Time to come off Twitter, or I’ll spoil it for myself 😂 #MaskedSingerUK


Yeessssss it’s #MaskedSingerUK time woop woop


Anyone want to discuss @jimmycarr hair? #BigFatQuiz


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