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On thee way. If you are at the location, I will give you tickets to the Seahawk game tomorrow. @luisjgomez



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Will this coward comedian bitch out again. I believe so. But I will be there. 7:30 UFC PI. @luisjgomez

Fine let’s do Tuesday at the ufc performance center in Vegas. I will actually be there.



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maybe im being harsh but i think dressing up in 1950s cosplay and filming it with a selfie stick is gayer than actual sodomy

I wish this was still the standard.. now people are wearing pajamas outside



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Happy release day to Christmas Eve Carnage 2 by @JohnLynchBooks Sprinkles is back. There was no shortage of kills and gore on this holiday slasher.

Tali_Reads's tweet image. Happy release day to Christmas Eve Carnage 2 by @JohnLynchBooks 

Sprinkles is back. There was no shortage of kills and gore on this holiday slasher.

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Hahaha the contest is over!! Tim Chalamet is the winner. Found us at grand central. Congrats Tim! See you Friday at the game!


Wow the most popular American folk hero since Jesse James is a big Norm fan This is another huge L for @stealthygeek the health insurance salesman

so you’re saying this question doesn’t haunt you also you don’t have a doghouse



Like clockwork

mikebattleborn's tweet image. Like clockwork
mikebattleborn's tweet image. Like clockwork

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I wish some of these high profile people would push back at these lies like Mike R tries to do but then again I’d imagine you can’t go after every crazy rumor cranks on rhe internet are putting out, sigh


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i regret joining this class so bad..

yeaheyesuppose's tweet image. i regret joining this class so bad..

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Chet Holmgren says his favorite meal growing up was oxtail and cornbread. “It’s just part of growing up in the hood.”

TheNBACentel's tweet image. Chet Holmgren says his favorite meal growing up was oxtail and cornbread. 

“It’s just part of growing up in the hood.”

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my cousin at thanksgiving signaling it’s time to walk around the block


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Translation: I will claim anyone critical of my conspiracism and “threat detection” is a Russian bot, block and ignore them. No one has offered me anything,because no one will hire me anymore My labor is nonsense attention-seeking and I rely on the ignorance of my followers

SlimjimWatkins's tweet image. Translation: 

I will claim anyone critical of my conspiracism and “threat detection” is a Russian bot, block and ignore them. 

No one has offered me anything,because no one will hire me anymore

My labor is nonsense attention-seeking and I rely on the ignorance of my followers

In hindsight, calling the OnA posters the “worst people on the face of the planet” who “need to be put to death” was naivety on Pat’s part. I long suspected this after observing 90% of the posts were fat jokes at his expense It appears Torswats was molded by places much darker.

mikebattleborn's tweet image. In hindsight, calling the OnA posters the “worst people on the face of the planet” who “need to be put to death” was naivety on Pat’s part. I long suspected this after observing 90% of the posts were fat jokes at his expense

It appears Torswats was molded by places much darker.

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@HackingButLegal is determined to derail a federal investigation just so she can get attention online and larp as a secret agent.

MikeSmith240921's tweet image. @HackingButLegal is determined to derail a federal investigation just so she can get attention online and larp as a secret agent.

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Yesterday I was honored to present a check for $10,000 to @scaresthatcare 2024 Breast Cancer gift recipient Christy. When you attend one of our events, bid on our auctions, or donate directly, you’re helping folks like her. Thank you for your continued support of the charity.

Today, “Scares That Care!” Board Member @BrianKeene presented a check of $10,000 to our 2024 Breast Cancer gift recipient Christy Gray Aviles. On behalf of “Scares That Care!” - thank you all who donated!

ScaresThatCare's tweet image. Today, “Scares That Care!” Board Member @BrianKeene presented a check of $10,000 to our 2024 Breast Cancer gift recipient Christy Gray Aviles. On behalf of “Scares That Care!” - thank you all who donated!


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Coffee and a story before work ✨✨ Sprinkles is back!! I am stoked 😍 That elf os back for more mayhem and I am here for it!! Release Date: December 10th #currentlyreading @JohnLynchBooks

Tali_Reads's tweet image. Coffee and a story before work ✨✨

Sprinkles is back!!  I am stoked 😍 That elf os back for more mayhem and I am here
for it!! 

Release Date: December 10th

#currentlyreading @JohnLynchBooks

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i realize the battle is already probably lost on this one but the continued and privileged use of “grief” for things that don’t involve actual death feels like one of the worse semantic losses of the last decade

so much of adulthood is just grieving in secret. grieving ex lovers, grieving dead friendships, grieving your parents sinking into old age, grieving the person you thought you'd grow into. grieving cities you never got to live in. grieving parts of you that couldn't survive.



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Got a letter from the DOJ today. Looks like torswats and his two retarded European buddies were the ones that swatted me. Look forward to seeing that client list.


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I miss them so much

mustachetoilet's tweet image. I miss them so much

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