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the BEST barista, baby !!

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⠀ temp pin for SWERVE, transformers ! very new reader to the comics ! low attention span reader !!! trying to catch up best i can ! ⠀


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. . . .. i'm Recharging . like i Always have to do. 95% of my day, afternoon, && night . recharging . sorry, swerve .



damnnnn, there's a giant painful tube inside yew an' it ain't me??? i'mma offline myself but not after yew finish describing this to me in explicit detai-

sorry, i have a giant tube plugged into my aching hole right now && it hurts really bad && i can't walk , i just lay here like Frankenstein trying to be reanimated, but Dr. Frankenstein is a procrastinator with adhd as well



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glitch shut the hell up shut the hell up shut the hell up you glitch you stankass hoeass bow - legged ass dusty - ashy - elbowed ass bald ass baby - faced ass basturd son of a turd shortness of breath personified turd man Lego man no hat man a-


HEY I SLEEP ON mY BAR fLOOR. SO IF YOU KICK ME AN' CALL ME A BUM, THEN i CAN KICK yEW, AS IS MY LEGAL RIGHT as a NOT BUM a- oh nevermind


" nahhh, i don't do drinks at this bar, i serve up bite-sized portions of termites covered in spray cheese, only the top-notch fancy shit snobbery for my customers ! ...i'm kiddin'- sorry, yeah, i got drinks- you ain't neva had one of ours? where ya from ? " tilting helm, smiling

@metaIIurges "You serve drinks??" She asked, walking to the bar. "I want to try out some Cybertronian drinks"



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𝚙LeaSe DON'T do thAt- please leave ratchet aLone- please- please, why can't we all just be NiCe to EAcH oThEr-- wAAAwWWAaAARgghGWaaaaAaaaa-

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