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As a child we would pass Donner’s Pass. For years I assumed @NationalForests signs were markers to identify historical locations of cannibalism.

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Simple pro tip for #Coffee: Put your milk and sweeteners in the cup BEFORE the coffee. As the coffee drops in the cup, it will automatically mix your ingredients without need for a spoon.


I don’t think there is enough political capital to spend on these idiotic appointments. They will be torn apart in confirmation hearings.

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Cup Foods called the cops and started the entire thing. They are not victims. mprnews.org/story/2024/11/…


If you inject a Jucy Lucy with ketchup insure that you knock the ketchup down to the tip and excise air BEFORE you inject your Jucy. @MattsBar

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I think of this guy every time I see a photo of RFK

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Oh my god this is too funny. You have to watch it all the way to the end, I promise you won’t regret it.


What makes #DrStrange The Sorcerer Supreme is a dollop of Sour Cream.


One orphan to another, you are legally required to consider a career in costumed crime fighting.

I gave Mom my Emmy for Mother's Day 1990. After her funeral yesterday, I got it back. It was like winning the Emmy for Best New Orphan! (Mom would've loved this joke.)

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I need to find my people.

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Woof

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What is this thing


So the “Department of Government Efficiency” has TWO co-heads!?

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Next appointment

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“The trail of slime adds three inches”

FUN FACT: President Biden is 6'0". He is NOT 6'3", as trump claims HE is.

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Waylon! Wake up!

Me: Motley Crue..🔥🤘 This should be interesting...😂🎶 You? #Roadtrip #musicislife

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TIME MARCHES ON!

Metallica, “For Whom the Bell Tolls” or “The Unforgiven?”



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The American Taliban is already happening.

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