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Brando

@melonchuck

Illinois State alum, I peaked in middle school

Joined December 2010
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Dont worry about the freshman 15 because youll lose it all when you starve at your apartment the next 3 years


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Muhammad top name for baby boys in England and Wales bbc.in/3ZnzmVn



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Oh no Sister Jean


Being a Bears fan is just a different life experience


Me going to my local divebar every weekend

Some bar, somewhere, is going to feel the heat tonight…

jontaffer's tweet image. Some bar, somewhere, is going to feel the heat tonight…


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Just saw this gatorade towel in my boys bathroom as a hand towel. Goddam this guy knows ball

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I’ve shared this before, but once I went to a Halloween party as Billy Mays, and somebody spilled pepsi on the white carpet. I sprayed it with OxiClean, dabbed with a rag—and God as my witness—when I lifted the rag, the stain was gone. It was the greatest moment of my life.


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I can’t believe that. I hate football so much


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At all times, Jameis seems like he’s shooting a scene he’s rehearsed 100x for a movie that is not being made.

Browns QB1



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We’ll see how this goes

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I should send a picture of myself every time I text someone

TheJvandy's tweet image. I should send a picture of myself every time I text someone


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Riding the Brown Line to the Loop


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Nosebleed seats in the crib is crazy.

RYAN WILLIAMS IS INSANE

HeismansIG's tweet image. RYAN WILLIAMS IS INSANE


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i hate a man with a group chat. tf y'all talking bout in there



Absolute masterclass on Monday’s NYT games #ThisIs27

melonchuck's tweet image. Absolute masterclass on Monday’s NYT games #ThisIs27
melonchuck's tweet image. Absolute masterclass on Monday’s NYT games #ThisIs27
melonchuck's tweet image. Absolute masterclass on Monday’s NYT games #ThisIs27

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Need a screengrab of the on-field, kneeling surrender cobra from Will Levis



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This win meant EVERYTHING for Northern Illinois HC and former player Thomas Hammock College Football is special


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What the waitress sees when she drops off the 5th bucket of domestics to my table


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i know the heart button on an ig story hate to see me coming when ive had 3-4 beers


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Timing.

You know what the secret to comedy is?



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hello I'm new to the stock market is it good when the intel ceo starts praying

“Let your eyes look straight ahead; fix your gaze directly before you. Give careful thought to the paths for your feet and be steadfast in all your ways” Proverbs 4:25-26



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