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Fuck paper straws. They are the dumbest thing ive ever seen. Trying to drink liquid through a piece of paper is dumb as fuck.


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behind every hot girl is a deep history with the original magcon boys


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Rihanna > Beyoncé. Not particularly close.


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Dear @OU_Football I have not forgotten my pledge to you. If that rat Lincoln Riley somehow ends up meeting Michigan in the playoffs I will avenge you.

Dear all OU football fans. I will personally see to it that Michigan kicks the shit out of Lincoln Riley for the way he treated you. Your hatred is now my hatred. I will avenge you.



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took me exactly 53 trips around the sun to realize that right now I’m as young as I’ll ever be, and as old as I’ve ever been, here in the honeyhole between already and not yet. Amen.


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The first game of the Lincoln Riley era at USC had a crowd of 60,113 and 77.6% stadium capacity. The first game of the Brent Venables era at Oklahoma had a crowd of 83,173 and 103.8% stadium capacity.


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i love my mom dearly but i’ve never met anyone who could benefit more from smoking a little weed


For Immediate Release: After years of undeniable loyalty, I think it’s finally time to announce my shift from a Starbucks girlie to a Dunkin girlie. As much as it does not pain me at all to see this chapter end, I thank Starbucks for the relationship we used to have.


Current hyper fixation: pasta salad


You are so loved

Dear all OU football fans. I will personally see to it that Michigan kicks the shit out of Lincoln Riley for the way he treated you. Your hatred is now my hatred. I will avenge you.



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75.3K at the spring game. This is the Mecca you fucking loser @lincolnriley


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heart shaped pasta

maybeeevirgo's tweet image. heart shaped pasta

mason ramsey’s #1 fan


So casually cruel in the name of being honest I’m a crumbled up piece of paper lying here @LincolnRiley


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i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died


Just scared my own sneeze away talk about a heartbreak


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