Melb Swinger Girl
@melbswingergirlGeneral harlotry.
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Change.org petition to ban men who are erotically untalented from seeking group sex opportunities.
And on a more positive note, there's nothing like someone who you'd never normally approach being ridiculously into you to stroke the ego.
It teaches you in a way to not take rejection personally. It's fine if people aren't into you. This is true in every situation.
As someone who's dealt with some significant body image issues over the years, I find that immensely comforting.
And the world won't end if people aren't. And it doesn't change dramatically if people are.
One of the nice things swinging has taught me is that you can't assume who will and won't be attracted to you. People just are, or aren't.
In the words of the great Bender Bending Rodriguez: I'm back, baby.
None of this is wiping the smirk off my face, however.
Also I didn't really get changed properly and Mr S is making us eat in because he's a sadistic fuck.
Going to the 24-hour McDonald's with post-orgy sex hair. 👍🏻
Mr S just wandered into the lounge with a box of condoms in his hand, looked confused, and asked me if I knew where the condoms are.
Oh damn, I would love to go to your birthday party, but I already have plans to be piledriven by strangers that night.
I insist on being the most mental person in any given bedroom. Don't worry, that still leaves plenty of crazy wiggle room for others.
"Look, all I'm saying is that if there's a situation where crazy's gonna get it stuck in, I want to be the crazy." "That's my girl."
I need to learn how to be a good wingwoman. I have no idea how to do this.
I don't want to go to any meet and greet that doesn't involve fingerbanging.
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