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Tell him you’re excited to have his last name, and then marry his brother.
If there is anything life should prepare you for as a mom it should be what to do when your daughter poops in the bathtub...🤢🤮
The fact that people do not have an issue FaceTiming while they are driving really blows my mind...
If anyone wants to donate to my Cricut Maker fund... Venmo: @ sykoram95 PayPal: @ msykora95
Okay Panera...I was not aware that your SMOOTHies were supposed to have ice chunks in them...@askpanera
Let’s not lie here and say we both didn’t fuck each other over...more than once
A PSA for all the idiot drivers out there: “An on ramp is used for the purpose of matching highway speed as to not cause stoppage in the flow of traffic...”, not for you to slowly inch your way to the highway.
Am I a horrible mom for thinking Reagan kinda looks like baby Yoda if her face was squished..?🤔
I’ve been on maternity leave for the past 8 weeks, and I just found out when I go back in 2 weeks, I get a $2 pay increase! 💰
My child thinks my nipple is something to play tug-of-war with, and she’s going to be in for a rude awakening when she gets a bottle instead....
Fleury literally giving away Sharks players sticks through the photography hole after a line brawl 😭😂😂😂
The person who came up with “don’t cry over spilled milk” has obviously never spilled a full 6oz bag of freshly pumped breast milk! 😭😭🍼
📢 ATTENTION!!! We are down to SINGLE digits! I repeat, we are down to SINGLE digits!!!
Jordan’s lucky... there is no one else that I would voluntarily get out of bed with at 3 am to eat food when I have to leave for work in 3 hrs.
I just sneezed and peed myself...how much longer until this child comes out? #21days
It’s officially birth month, and I’ve never been so scared/happy/excited/antsy in my entire life! 👶🏻
Just a daily reminder that you deserve friends who you know will defend you behind your back, not who are the one's doing the trash talking.
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