Micah McChristian Dozier
@meekah19I love bacon #marriedlife
You know you old when you buy anti wrinkle cream ..... & also apply it to your neck. 👵🏼 #EsteeLauder #nextwillbeantiwrinklehandcream 😅
sometimes. the human presses their noggin against mine. to figure out what i’m thinking. so i just think really hard. about how much i love them. and hope they figure it out
This is so deep. 😭
the human went out. to have fun with some frens. they promised they’d be back soon. so i’m not worried at all. and in the meantime. i found an old jacket. that smells like they’re still here. it will be my new bed. until they return
*Finds out bath & body works has fall smelly candles out* Demands husband to come shopping today Bc can’t smell a thing. #allergieseason2018 #awardwinninghusband #b2g2sale what!! what!!
Sometimes I wonder if I’ll be on time to my own funeral 🙃
When people make IGs for their babies, do they just pass them down to them when they're old enough for social media? How does that work???
Girllllll same. Or when the waiter says “enjoy your food” and you say “you too.” 🙄🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
Gets real weird when someone says "happy birthday" and you respond with "you to" 😐🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
I held a door open for a cute guy and then told him thank you. How’s your day going? 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I learn something new everyday haha
I forgot Snapchat alerts people when you look at their location. I was bored last night clicking to see who was who on the map 😂😂😂
Finally got to see my Pudin after 5 days to many • • • #futurehubby #personaltransportation… instagram.com/p/BZX7sUzDS-4/
The law of karma is also called the law of cause and effect; action and reaction. And as you sow, you shall reap.
Dustin's getting twitter. He'll be 29 next month. #tweetitsohecanseeit 😅
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