Malyn Porter
@maypo_21Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
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Can @instagram just get back to showing me my friend’s posts? Idc about all these random reels 🙃
Hey @FedEx it would be great if you could get my parents bags they shipped through you guys to them. They were supposed to be delivered on the 14th. You only got them one yesterday (the 20th) and are now tacking on extra fees? They are in need of their stuff ASAP. DM me.
Staff at my apartment complex must be competing for Worst Staff of The Year. Hope they win!
Are apathy and laziness skills apartment complexes look for when hiring office staff? Do they exclusively hire DMV rejects? Someone tell me.
People who are still wearing masks while alone in their cars….y’all good?
Let’s have some fun, I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows @Pulte and me!!! (So we can dm you the money if you win). Will show proof of paying winner ❤️
During #AQuietPlace2 they should have theatre employees dress up like the monsters and come remove people from the theatre that are making too much noise. Like the guy who a brought a noisy container of hot wings. It would add to the experience. Just a thought @johnkrasinski
Just awake remembering when I sang the national anthem at a basketball game approx. 9 years ago and started it about an octave higher than I should have and you can hear the panic in my voice throughout.
Was feeling pretty good about turning 26 until I woke up at 3 am with heartburn because I indulged in a little wine with dinner. Now I'm indulging in pepto.
The clothing section at @Target is currently all from the 90's or 1890's with no in-between
I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!
Really distraught when I stepped on the scale this morning only to realize my cat was stepping on the scale behind me.
My bf over here making my dreams come true asking if I want to go in on a Costco membership together ❤️
Thank you @Chewy for the beautiful flowers to honor our sweet Leuka! Definitely made us smile in a tough time.
I accidentally video call someone on Snapchat at least once a day when closing a conversation. Thankfully none of my friends have answered yet to witness my panicked face as I frantically try to close out of the app.
Of all the times I want/need to be working out for my physical/mental health... my @fitbit stops working after just 14 months. I was told my only option is to buy a new one and that some last 5-8 years and some last less? There are really no other options? #badcustomerservice
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