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john canp

@mayonnaisium

oracle. poop lover.

Joined October 2022

I like poop..


Haven’t had a good shit in two days


Ohh i wonder wonder wonder wonder WHAT What’s in the wonder ball


We’re in the black and blue phase. Aftermath of the aftermath.


TOO HOT FOR X


god DAMNIT will somebody PLEASE FOLLOW ME


CAN ANYONE ANSWER AND CONFIRM THAT MY POSTS ARE SEEN?


HELLO, LITERALLY ANYONE


Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in Spoke in Jeremy spoke in Spoke in Jeremy spoke in class today


Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today Try to forget this (try to forget this) Try to erase this (try to erase this) From the blackboard


Daddy didn't give affection, no And the boy was something that mommy wouldn't wear KING JEREMY THE WICKED Oh, ruled his world


AND HE HIT ME WITH A SUPRIIIISE LEFT My jaw left hurting Ooh, dropped wide open Just like the day Oh, like the day I heard


Clearly I remember Pickin' on the boy Seemed a harmless little fuck But we unleashed the lion Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast How could I forget?


Jeremy spoke in class today Jeremy spoke in class today


Daddy didn't give attention Oh, to the fact that mommy didn't care King Jeremy the wicked Oh, ruled his world


At home drawing pictures Of mountain tops With him on top Lemon-yellow sun Arms raised in a V And the dead lay in pools of maroon below


Jeremy spoke in, spoke in


Was listening to hottie and the blowfish I only wanna be with you- and I was saying it’s fucking tangled up in blue, and THEN THEN GODDAMN LYRICS SAID TANGLED UP IN BLUE I AM A GENIUS


Well we thought the future would entail flying cars but I guess it’s flying swamp boats

A new invention from the Chinese. Do you want to experience it?



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