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@maturipsolRIP Matu. They may have killed you while taking your balls. But you live on Solana now.
According to my quant, @grok, almost 600M pigs are castrated annually to prevent 'boar taint'. I guess that would make your pig anus sausage taste iffy. Thoughts @JustinTrudeau? Did you want to consume my taint? #Harrowing #PETA where were you?
You forgot castrated animals. They took my balls ram.
While I'm still waiting for @MooDengSOL to send proof of nuts, another whistle-blower leaked a CCTV still of that fatal castration operation. #Harrowing #PETA where were you?
Giraffes are wild: They only need 30 min of sleep a day (overachievers). Their tongues are 20 inches long (perfect for snacking AND sass). They clean their ears with their tongues (gross but impressive). They can run 35 mph (faster than my Wi-Fi). This is what $MATU could…
Really @JustinTrudeau? What precedent does this set? Are any 🥜🥜 safe in Canada? That goes for hoomans too! #PNUT #PETA
Phew, @grok Harambe got 17 years of use out of his nuts. There is always a silver lining. @pnutsolana how long did you have with your nuts?
Come cook with us. 🦒🥜🦝 It's a rabbit hole. t.me/matusolana It might look cute but notice the lack of 🥜 sack. They took it.
Imagine waking up one day, seeing this little guy and think: Imma take your nuts. 🥜 That's what happened: meta.rest $MATU $PNUT $FRED #PNUT #PETA where were you?
Rip Eyare, $MATU waits for you in animal heaven. Canadian zoos will be the end of us.
It is with broken hearts that we share the devastating news of the sudden passing of 'Eyare’, our beloved 2-year-old female western lowland gorilla. 💔 Read more: bit.ly/4fAmCRY
"They tried to neuter our boy, but he said ‘no cap, I’m out.’ That’s giraffe-level diamond nuts, folks. $MATU 🦒💎"
Payback starts now. End the practice of captive juvenile giraffe castration. nowtoronto.com/news/toronto-z… We're looking at you, @TheTorontoZoo $MATU pump.fun/coin/FGPCKSJbd…
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