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The Winnipeg Jets' power play has Igor Shesterkin swimming 😳🔥


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I cannot get enough of the Biden smile with “What I’ve Done” with the Michael Bay exit. 10/10


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F̶i̶n̶d̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶f̶r̶i̶e̶n̶d̶s̶ Actively avoid my friends


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“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”


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"ben bishop and pekka rinne were some of the best goalies of their generation!" the marc andre fleury subplot:

This Halloween take a moment to remember the time Scott Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit to the ISS to scare the shit out of his fellow astronauts.



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Beautiful

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Can we talk about that Pape goal for a sec?



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the "ahead at the apex" stuff needs stopping, larson was literally ahead at the apex here 😂

Just incase some of you are still struggling with “ahead at the apex.

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hello sharks I’m here today asking when will it end


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Red wings score, “Let’s Go Coyotes!”flashes on the screen!


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8 year old me standing infront of a mirror trying to catch a glimpse of the back of me head

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gaslighting myself every day by simply telling myself “I just need to lock in.” as if that will fix the economy & solve tense geopolitical situations


me atop my podcast queue

me atop my hoard of unread books:

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Microdosing suicide by having a decent paying 9-5


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looking forward to another week where all the stuff I want to accomplish depends on a sense of self-discipline and executive functioning I've never once possessed in my life


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Waking up at 3am when you've had 4 pints the night before

WATCH A Haitian politician sips from a massive jug of water during his speech at the UN General Assembly.



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THE F1 ACCOUNT PUT A TIMING ON THE LIZARD 😭😭😭😭


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That’s It For The Onion’s Coverage, Our Reporters Have All Killed Themselves


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NDP RIPS UP DEAL


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