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matthewarkin

@matthewarkin

Seattle, FinTech (Braintree/PayPal, ex-Stripe, ex-Braintree), 🏳️‍🌈 @[email protected]

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"Director of the Office for Government Ethics" so we already have a DOGE?

The Senate will continue confirming @POTUS's highly qualified nominees. Today: —We confirmed Cathy Fung as Judge of the US Tax Court —We confirmed David Huitema for Director of the Office for Government Ethics —We’ll advance Embry Kidd’s judicial nomination to the 11th circuit



So… remember in 2020 how Trump had a big plan to steal the election? Can we try that?


Given a lack of a US federal identification system and that we still haven’t fully rolled out IDs compliant with the 2005 REAL ID act, how are we supposed to have voter ID laws and not disenfranchise tons of voters?

Voting should be in-person with paper ballots and identification required



Me: I'll buy two tickets to this festival that's 9 months away, I'll probably have a date to bring by then. *fast forward 8 months* Me: So who wants to go to Vegas to see some emo music in a few weeks?


When you take a Vyvanse and all you want to be is productive and crank through code but CI/Jenkins has other plans for you...


WHY DOES GRINDR NEED A CHATBOT!? Half the profiles interested in me are already bots

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What's it like being a senior software engineer? Attending multiple meetings a week where the outcome is "I guess we'll write up a doc"


Tested positive for COVID yesterday, really Interesting how much it’s elevated my heart rate. Last Monday vs yesterday:

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That debate performance was so bad it calls for Malort.

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Work last week: I know it’s last minute but can you fly to Amsterdam next Wednesday and then fly to London the same day? Work today: hey, we’re canceling the London meeting that’s in 2 days. Me: I’m not flying to Amsterdam and back home for a 2 hour meeting


Poolside blackjack!? This is enough to change my reservation next week from Resorts World to @fblasvegas

Fontainebleau continued: 2) the customer service was off the charts good. From the guy who opened our taxi door, to the nice lady at check in, to the awesome dealers at poolside blackjack, to the kind and welcoming table game supervisors (@sumthack and JJ)... Outstanding!



Like what’s even the point? I thought bullying was over when we left middle school

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Uh I’ve never bullied or harassed anyone on @hinge before. I think that would require even getting matches.

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0 days since I ran a random command a coworker told me to run in prod with near 0 knowledge of what it would do. #devops


If you plan some big group travel thing and you tell people its going to cost like $500 a person if there's 8 people, who should be responsible if they can't get a full 8 people (after the deposit has been paid)? Should the costs be spread (though some people may have strict…


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