"you're so quiet" a wizard literally stole all my memories
If I was Sam and Carly suggested we name our joint web series “iCarly” I’d body slam her into another dimension
since u gotta be in a “good headspace” to do psychedelics i’m never doing them lol it’s that simple
Ten minutes left for me to fall in love (I’m in bed by 10) and I’m headed out for my evening stroll rn who trying to fuck
men on grindr be like 'whatchu looking for here' fucking lasagna recipes dude. lasagna recipes
The Art of Partying With People You Dont Really Like Seeing In Any Other Setting
there's a picture of me in a wig out there... a friend described it as 'you look like a bitchy woman who's gonna call the manager to fuck him' and it just makes too much sense
there really was a time when i was like nah im not gonna smoke... catch me smoking half a pack a day at LEAST where did i take a wrong turn
some of yall need to finally see this: girl when you're watching something with many episodes in it it's not a SERIAL it's a tv show or a series bitch KILLERS are SERIAL ok it's an adjective
my witch powers derive from having questionable affairs with questionable people and from feeling needed by someone and currently i got neither so im feeling a lil like harry potter out of hogwarts
miss the times when i would hook up with mostly random guys and always put on cigarettes after sex self-titled as background
i’m going to become mysterious and self-contained just as soon as i send these 10 texts in a row
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