Mara Fleet
@marafleetI could be witty and clever here, but I'm too lazy. She/Her
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A homeless man just told me that I look healthy, so he's now my primary care physician
🎶 the sun'll come out TO MARAAAAAA 🎶
what is the lamest joke people make about your name? for ex., i have heard almost every “battle” and “australia” pun or play-on-words there is
I don’t really understand how they work, but should I spend $2400 to ironically own this Trisha Paytas NFT? opensea.io/assets/0x495f9…
The best thing about my mom is that she shares the same as Beyonce's mom, so I can truthfully exclaim that I "got that sh*t from Tina" as well when I listen to the Savage Remix.
I've assimilated to my mask being a part of my face so well that I tried to feed myself two Ibuprofen while wearing it. Did the whole pill toss into your mouth thing and they just bounced right off
Currently huddled in my bed thinking about how Beto O’Rourke would personally be spooning every single Texan to keep them warm if he’d been elected
Do you really like the craftsmen style home, or did you just want LOTR way too many times as a child?
*Me, months in the future holding up my COVID vaccine record* “I’m doing this for myself so a random drunk girl can hold my drink while I go to the bathroom in a crowded dive bar”
“Oh you guys, I just LOVE middle school!” -@TessLenae after two glasses of wine
I laugh at how excited white ppl get over soup dumplings, but then I remember my level of excitement over corn nuggets (which is basically the white ppl equivalent) so I guess this is my apology?
A photo of you in January, blissfully unaware [okay I cheated with a video]
Why I CHOOSE not to lose weight: nypost.com/2020/08/12/chi…
thank god boyfriend jeans are back because if I only had skinny jeans to go back to after quarantine, I might cry (like more than usual)
Boyfriend for sale. $10 PRICE FIRM (I gotta pay for therapy some how)
My neighbor is blaring the Lemonade album. Should I go knock on her door and ask if she’s okay?
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