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Each day on twitter there is one main character. The goal is to never be it
All these extremely rich and powerful guys dropping Gene Shalit raves on an absolutely replacement-level racialist ghoul is too perfect to laugh at, really. A bunch of bug-stained 20-watt bulbs complimenting each other on how dazzlingly bright they are. twitter.com/letsgomathias/…
People Hanania has interviewed for his podcast: Steven Pinker, Chris Rufo, Marc Andressen. Tech moguls wrote blurbs for his upcoming book: Peter Thiel, David Sacks, Vivek Ramaswamy. huffpost.com/entry/richard-…
paying $8 a month to make people look at a string of this emoji for .5 seconds before smashing that block button isn't what i choose to do with my money but then again my family still speaks to me
When someone uses this emoji 🤣 they are more mad than they have ever been in their entire life
thank you for your service maple cocaine. When I was at the Washington Post I got yelled at by a masthead editor for retweeting one of your posts. I regret nothing.
I'm bored with this site now & I'm probably not going to sign up for any of the other bullshit ones so I guess if you want to follow me somewhere you're gonna have to come find me and follow me around the neighborhood. Maybe to the bakery, or the post office
I wrote about how it's going on here, and tried to pin down whatever Twitter Blue Mindset is. defector.com/burning-down-t…
Sometimes when I'm bored I go check out the latest unhinged replies to this old tweet & I'm never disappointed
i'm reading an old flying saucer newsletter about a guy who claimed a ufo landed in his backyard, asked him for water, & then made him some pancakes. He has an interesting description of the ufo pilots
BREAKING: Elon Musk has allegedly revealed a secret alt account where he pretends to be a child version of himself posting a lot of bizarre sexual content
i think twitter fucked up and gave a verified pissmark to a gimmick account. and for disney, of all corporations.
Not sure why this made me laugh so hard
Elon should give all his haters a free Tesla because those fucking things suck too and unlike checkmarks they might explode and incinerate his enemies
Sorry but you decided to give a conman $1000 and got conned, that's usually how it works
So Twitter requires you to pay $1000 up front to apply for a gold check mark, if you are rejected they still take $1000 from your bank and won’t give it back! How do I know? Because @elonmusk stole $1000 from my bank account 🥲
Curious how many people actually signed up for Twitter Blue yesterday and today? Well, I've got the numbers and I'll be telling them to @JoyAnnReid on MSNBC in ten minutes. Here's a hint: They were net +28 between signups and cancellations. Not 2,800. Twenty-eight.
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