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manish rajani

@manishxrajani

consultant @indusinsights, alum @ashokauniv, musician. this used to be serious - not anymore. jokes on this platform are strictly (and unfortunately) my own

Joined October 2020
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Swiggy be giving me the TRYNEW coupon on my 130th Faasos roll


imagine their partner finding out through Twitter (assuming it was a surprise)

about to go on the most important walk of my life wish me luck

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Life update: I'm happy to announce that I have updated my LinkedIn profile picture🎉 I'd like to thank my cousin for getting married, and my other cousins for capturing this moment. Huge shoutout to the Vande Bharat train as well for a smooth transition from Delhi to the venue.


Kya aapke toothpaste pe billi hai?

forgot to show y’all bodega cat

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all this flight travel made me forget the thrill of buying GK books at railway stations

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Ok so this is how I'm getting the Zepto Pass for only 9rs every month

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fuck gifted child, let's talk about gifted adult who can't pick a niche because they want to do everything


ok guys what is jalebi chaat and where can I find it in NCR

Rajasthani friends why do you guys keep making savoury things out of mithai????

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One of my life's biggest unanswered mysteries is how Doggy Cruger in SPD managed to fit his face in the Shadow Ranger mask


bro has finally lost it

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What did the Democrat from Uttar Pradesh say about the US elections? Kamala Pasand.


deepinder goyal showing up on The Kapil Sharma Show is crazy - insane brand building stuff going on at Zomato


imagine if Vida Karo had an Ali Sethi version as well


Unpopular opinion probably but India's Got Latent isn't that funny


Why can't we have a music fest called Meowllapalooza where you can listen to live cat versions of all pop songs?


guesstimate the number of sweets i ate on diwali


These are the people who diagnosed my kidney stone as appendicitis and my common cold as sinusitis

don't think any stand-up comedy bit can beat this

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Avg consultant in the first 6 months of their job

just learned about recency bias and its my favorite thing ever



man my Ashoka really came out when my manager asked me if I like Taarak Mehta and I said no I like watching Modern Family


If it was up to us, guacamole wouldn't have been a thing. It would probably be called Avocado ki Sabzi or something


Please engage with this as you do with my dad jokes

First X Giveaway (₹25K) We’re looking for the BIGGEST LOSER! The Quote Tweet of this post with the LEAST number of likes will win a Kreo Actus Gaming Chair (worth ₹25K) Rules: The post has to be LIVE for min. 24hrs AND your account HAS TO BE PUBLIC Ends on: 18th Oct-24,9PM

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