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Here's a nice video of me fainting during the 10 flight in eighth grade 👌 enjoy (video creds: the taylors @Sarah_Jane_911 )
having narcolepsy is so crazy. like i rlly am gonna be on the brink of an anxiety attack all day just bc i had a bad dream. that is not very swag-money of me.
i would kill a man for a steaming hot bowl of hot and sour soup oh my god.
i still thinks it’s so funny that my sister, who is 6 yrs older than me, was helping my dad coach my volleyball team when i was in 3rd grade and a girl on my team said something rude to me so kelsey just spiked a ball right into her face. only time her aim has ever been good
taking a quick moment to appreciate netflix for making code lyoko available 🫡
im still low key mad that UNI kept me from dancing at state and nationals even though they said i’d be cleared to dance within 2-3 days, just in time for state, and nationals was still a month away. i got cleared the DAY before we left for nationals. 2-3 days?? no, over 1 month
my grandpa had to go to be the ER a few days ago, right? right. y’all, my grandma could NOT stop reminding the nurses abt his DNR. like, girl, all they asked was your insurance provider, why you bringing up the DNR already. damn.
happy world narcolepsy day y’all! if anyone tries to tell me they’re tired today im going to fight them in honor of the holiday. :) thanks :)
listening to my boyfriends story @ the packers game rn is giving the the ick, low key. don’t tell him.
i still can’t believe the first and only time i went to The Home Depot i had a random guy WRAP HIS ARM AROUND ME and he said “this is my future wife right here” i— i almost punched a middle aged man that day
narcolepsy is a mental and physical disability??? i really get “the best of both worlds” here
like this mf was posting for his wedding anniversary maybe three days ago and messaged me last night trying to get together???? all i said to that mf: “didn’t you have an anniversary or sum earlier this week?” like i do not play games, im not flattered, i find it repulsive
nah bc if you’re gonna be posting about your wife or girlfriend all over social media then hit ME up to try to fuck, i will call your stupid ass out with no remorse. i don’t give a fuck, go pay attention to her you weird fucker
nah bc if you’re gonna be posting about your wife or girlfriend all over social media then hit ME up to try to fuck, i will call your stupid ass out with no remorse. i don’t give a fuck, go pay attention to her you weird fucker
never forget when my exs brother stole 10 of my adderall that i 1) can’t refill early and 2) needed to literally function from day to day so i wouldn’t collapse at random. wonder how he’s been.
i was literally talking about this the other day. children with serious medical conditions should be allowed to keep inhalers/epipens in their classroom or on their person. during a medical emergency, they should have easy access to their medications.
nah bc if you’re gonna be posting about your wife or girlfriend all over social media then hit ME up to try to fuck, i will call your stupid ass out with no remorse. i don’t give a fuck, go pay attention to her you weird fucker
never forget when i was 17, working at a starbucks during FRAPPY HOUR, with 2 other teenage employees, about 12 drinks to make and 8 people in line, and this dumb bitch took one of our two blenders to make herself a smoothie for break. i thought i was going to prison that day.
one of my coworkers asked me if i know any good entrepreneur books and i just go “I mean after playing rollercoaster tycoon this weekend i’d have to consider myself one.”
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