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Maurice lester

@madmaurice__

63, 8 children, ex bouncer at jagos, gambling addict, RIP Jackie, over 60s walking football league title 3 years on the trot, support Dorchester town FC

Joined August 2023

I still down the gardens just having a breather and check dorch score. 1-1 come on your magpies. Hope all the lads are having a good time 🍻 UTM

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Won’t make the game today as on weeks long community service for getting too handsy down wiggles a while back. Got off light thought I was doing a stretch up Verne with glitter. Got to give borough garden benches a lick of paint don’t mind it as use to be in paint & dec game. UTM


Nice to see my nephew besso and the blues still doing the business. My godson Ben isn’t the only famous Morris to make the great escape off the rock!! 😃🔵

𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 Brilliant Second half from The Blues secured the three points! Goals scored by Patrick Jenkins x2 & Brinley Doyle 🟢(1-3)🔵 #UTB

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𝗙𝗨𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗜𝗠𝗘 Brilliant Second half from The Blues secured the three points! Goals scored by Patrick Jenkins x2 & Brinley Doyle 🟢(1-3)🔵 #UTB

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Animals just won the Gosport fc raffle. He said put it behind the bar we are fucking partying tonight. 2-1 HT UTM

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Who’s down Gosport tonight?


What did they go down In a taxi?

The best supporters in the league… 😍👇🏼 Sound up! 📢 ⬆️ #GoStags🦌 #AwayDays



Martins turned up.

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We’ve just walked in the vic no idea what’s going on but we like it and we are fucking partying tonight 🍻 UTM

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💷 IF HARRY SKELTON Rides A Double on CALICO & VALGRAND for Dan Skelton At Cheltenham Tomorrow: 😍 I'll give £1,000 Cash to One of YOU Lucky People! 🍻 💷 To Enter: 👇 1️⃣ RT This Tweet 2️⃣ Like This Tweet 3️⃣ Follow @racingblogger GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! 🏆 #Win #Cheltenham

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Want another mate? I’m at the bar now

Pre match Irish coffee, let’s get this party started. #UTM #Shagpies

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Heard they are doing fan interviews down the ground tonight. Keep the camera and mic away from me i been Wanted in Plymouth for over 15 years after I smashed up the chip shop on animals stag do. The Potato peeler also on the parkway board so got dark glasses and cap on tonight.


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Police have now confirmed it posed "zero threat" but declined to confirm whether it was Brandon Goodship or Euan Pollock.

BREAKING: A cordon has been put in place on the road leading to Weymouth Police Station and the Bob Lucas Stadium: trib.al/4FF7MiY

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Can’t believe it missed all 3 of those goals in that 10minutes of madness me and animal twas is bar doin gear off the barmaids tits. UTM

54 | GOOOOOOAAAAALLLLLL!!! OH MY WORD!! IT'S FOUR!! Great work down the right from Ngalo and Fogden, the ball comes into the area and is smashed home by Koszela! Incredible scenes! (1-4)



Sholing away slow traffic down the main drag mr buik sent the supporters mini bus into the trees. UTM

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I AM BACK. What. A. Player. I’ve always backed this kid. Welcome home. It’s an amazing feeling to be back on Twitter after a break. you can’t keep a good man down. yeeehawww

DAWSYYY!!! ⚽️⚫️⚪️ (4-2)



Me and @MartynFece having it large @MarlowFC do you fancy if ???

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