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Flight attendant watched me watch him hang up the intercom: Him: Want to say something? *hands me phone* Me: Sure. *picks up phone* Me: Attention everyone, the bills are 9-3. Go bills. Entire plane: *raucous cheering*
Why the fuck don’t you have the snow blowers that fit in the aisles? Green Bay has them, you’re going to tell me we have money for a new stadium but not those?
Winter is coming. 🥶 In anticipation of the upcoming snowfall, we're asking Bills Mafia to register to be a prospective snow shoveler: bufbills.co/4gbDkYc
Can you guys just do a simple Google search before you tweet shit because who the fuck is “Jeff Goldboom”
This is a man who meticulously documented his sexual conquests with hundreds of women while married, crudely rating each encounter on a scale of 1 to 10 based on the intimacy achieved. His wife discovered his journal—a testament to his infidelity and depravity—and in her despair,…
am i the only fat fuck left
What the fuck are you people talking about anymore
The WICKED pink/green branding stuff is so transparently an attempt to reproduce the BARBIE effect, but crucially, BARBIE had a stylistic point of view that was actually novel instead of just hopping on the Fantastic Beasts/latter-day Tim Burton yassified CG fantasy bandwagon
The nominations for the 97th Oscars will be announced on January 17, 2025.
Or maybe her nannies were Slovenian
Him having her Slovenian accent is a good indication that he probably wasn’t raised primarily by nannies. Interesting for a woman with that much wealth.
Just saw a tiktok where a woman said her toddler wouldn’t nap on his own so she discovered a podcast where a woman reads books and it helps her kid sleep… instead of, you know, just reading her kid a book herself. We are so cooked as a society
I didn’t think I did either then I ate one
A Missouri Family Called 911 for a Domestic Dispute. Police Arrived and shot a 2-month old baby in the head, then shot and killed her mother. kansascitydefender.com/justice/indepe…
The replies to this… we are so cooked as a society man
The City of Buffalo has said it is committed to keeping fluoride in the water supply despite impending recommendations from incoming Health ad Human Services secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that it be taken out. trib.al/KkFQxKP
wtf are people talking about man
If parents stayed together long enough to take the time to teach children the importance and simplicity of dental care, there would be no need to debate the contamination of public drinking water with psychotoxins and no need to continue to chemically create a lethargic and…
This made me want to watch it thank you
i collected every megalopolis funny moment i could remember so that no one ever has to watch it again, and also so that people will believe me when i try to explain how insane it is
Josh Allen to Patrick Mahomes today #KCvsBUF
RFK Jr -thinks wifi causes cancer -doesn’t believe in AIDS -thinks Covid was created by Jews and Chinese and it doesn’t infect them -thinks fluoride makes kids trans -is against all vaccines -contributed to the measles deaths of 83 people (mostly kids) -committed sexual assault
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