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Madeleine Chalk

@madchalk

you sir, are the idiom.

Joined October 2012
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Didn’t know this powder had glitter in it but I’m too cheap to buy another one so if you see me imma be on my Edward Cullen shit for the next few months 💅


Giving my inner ✨college junior studying abroad✨ whatever it wants. Drinking aperol spritzes at all hours of the day. Minimum two meals per day consisting of whole pizzas to myself. Being insufferable. I’m healing already I can feel it


I can’t just BUY a new pair of sunglasses I’m still in the mourning period for the pair I lost have some respect


You’re either a girl who gasps at everything or a girl who has never gasped once in her life I don’t make the rules


•Avoidant attachment: In-app “Unsubscribe” button at the top of the email •Secure attachment: “Unsubscribe” link at the bottom of the email •Anxious attachment: “Manage email preferences” and having to open a browser tab and manually deselect every type of email


Tzatziki is just ranch that summers in Greece


Have we tried reaching out to Estelle to tell Kanye cool down-down, don’t act a fool now-now? Might help


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Shout out to the newest addition to Boredwalk @madchalk who is making funny videos for us and looking 😎 in our Girls Night tee boredwa.lk/Girls-Night-Tee


The things I have done to get a fitted sheet onto my bed are between me and God. No one else ever needs to see that


What emoji are you secretly 100% convinced Apple created with you in mind I’ll go first mine’s 🥴


Hot guys really are like high-quality sandwiches if you’re not super careful you’ll just be left feeling deep regret and the roof of your mouth ripped to shreds


In a slightly delayed close to this year’s spooky Halloween festivities I just got ghosted for the first time! Can’t say I care for it would recommend horror nights instead


Do not disturb but it’s for all your contacts except your crush until they text you back so you stop getting excited every time your phone buzzes


Recently heard “if you’re not embarrassed by yourself a year ago then you’re not growing enough” well I’m embarrassed by myself from a couple hours ago so where’s my self-help book deal


Are you in the shower on business or pleasure today


My confirmed new drunk habit is to text or DM completely random people from my distant past and tell them they “look so great” and that I “hope they’re doing well!!” and it is somehow the most embarrassing one yet


Damn these new variants must be problematic af why else would they be named after frats


Nobody: The Royal Family:

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Me hoping all my pairs of sunglasses, umbrellas, and reusable water bottles have found good homes

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