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You know I used to think men imposed and enforced social expectations on women but now I’m older I realise women do it to other women, not men
Mrs is at her mums for the night with the baby Might re do my bug out bag Have some different thoughts on how best to have it since I got into the battalion
Anyone have any experience in soaking your hands in metho to get calluses? Want to ask my tradie dad but I’m afraid he will call me a retard
Being called a simp for not collecting prop bet debts off my Mrs so I’m texting her saying if she doesn’t pay I’m gonna key her car
My Mrs owes me hundreds of dollars from bets, ranging from how many afl teams are based on the west coast to what level we parked the car Haven’t made her pay YET
If you aren’t wearing the pants in your relationship it means your wife thinks she settled
I fell in love with a boy once. Unrequited. I was so shy. His family owned a cafe and I would go most Saturdays to eat blueberry corncakes and yearn. Friends would accompany me and encourage me to talk to him. I never did. But every Saturday I make this breakfast for my kids.
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Yeah boomers are gay man
Thinking about wifejak and realizing she is the best example of rejecting boomerism, the joke is no longer “I hate my wife” it’s now become “I love my wife”. Massive cultural victory.
Had a dream I was in a gunfight in war, woke up on my couch pretty relieved
Pretty much all of recorded history
We need some kinda racial treaty on here it’s getting insane
Mrs is out One like and I’ll get faded on shrooms and log onto WC and try to host a talk show on spaces
Fuck that’s me boys
JUST IN: 🇬🇧🇷🇺 UK army chief says "we're ready to fight Putin in Eastern Europe."
Ruining a Sunday dinner by arguing with my boomer aunt about the effectiveness of vaccines, why we need to glass Africa and how trump should invade and liberate the UK
Meeting people and when there is a lull in the conversation turning to them and saying “you don’t remember me do you?”
Having someone ask me what I do for a living and say “I’m like elvis because I’m the king of rock” and winking
It hasn’t, a house is 1m and a car is 50k What do you expect lmao
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