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@llewelyn20

Headteacher in a city primary school. 2 boys. Walking, rugby. Only Jeff and Elaine on here now. Now on @psalisbury.bsky.social

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@llewelyn20

6 Nov

So, @JonnyUttley I'll expect the 10p by Sunday. The usual rates apply (but I'll give you this week grace) so by next Sunday it will be 11.5p. The week after will be 13.23p etc. Don't let this get out of hand.

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@llewelyn20

27 Oct

Now Alex is back in Salford, I'm home, Rudi and Claire have one more night with J and E and I will see them at Christmas. Until then, I'll check DMs but I won't be on here.

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@llewelyn20

27 Oct

And so that's that. A lovely weekend filled with the usual insanity that their visits bring. 80, blimey. The boys love them however, and that (I suppose) is all that matters.

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@llewelyn20

27 Oct

And Alex is gone again. Rudi and I watch them walk away. Look at granny, he says. She walks close to Alex, her hand reaching out briefly, subconsciously. I know, I say, she can't help it. Why, he asks. Why do you think, I say. Pause. That's your boy, he says. I know, I say.

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@llewelyn20

27 Oct

She's walking round, getting increasingly irate and firing out questions and statements to no-one in particular. Who's bag is that, she says, have you seen my tissues I thought I'd left them there and now I can't find my sunglasses Jeff did you move my bag..

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@llewelyn20

27 Oct

Alex is going back after lunch. Jeff and Elaine aren't looking forward to it so they start bickering (more than usual). Then Jeff finds old photos of the boys. Gosh you look young there, says Elaine. That's because he's 4, I say.

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@llewelyn20

27 Oct

Nice walk out this morning. It would have been quite peaceful were it not for the incessant chirping of Elaine.

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@llewelyn20

27 Oct

...Changing the clock on the cooker, he says. More beeps. Hundreds of fucking beeps. Jeff for Christ's sake, do you have to. I think it's broken, he beeps some more. Christ.

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@llewelyn20

27 Oct

I love my hour or so of quiet in the morning. I read, catch up, just enjoy the quiet. I'm sat having my tea when Jeff arrives. Morning, morning, very civilised. Then there's a high pitched beep, then another, then about 10. After 20, Jeff what are you doing, I ask...

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

Jeff had a lovely day, despite everything. 80. Blimey. I don't know what the boys will do when he goes.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

Name your favourite wizard, asks Claire. Dumbledore, says Alex. Gandalf, I say. Gandalf, says Rudi. Oz, says Elaine.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

What's the favourite bodily noise, asks Claire. Nag, says Jeff looking at Elaine. I laugh out loud.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

Which is the worst vegetable, asks Claire. To eat, asks Elaine. Mother of Christ, I say, no, to decorate your fucking house with.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

What's the heaviest fruit or vegetable, Claire asks. Vegetables, shouts Elaine. No, I say, you have to name one. Swede, she shouts. Christ.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

The rugby is so dire we are having another go at a board game. I have to get more wine.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

I can do a Welsh accent, says Rudi Go on, I say, do it I can do one as well, says Elaine. And she starts talking in a weird Bristol type accent. Elaine, I say, you don't have to put a Welsh accent on you're the most Welsh sounding person I know I haven't got an accent, she spits.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

As his birthday treat, we're watching the rugby on S4C. Elaine is seething. She's been talking relentlessly since it came on.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

She won't let me play the music I want to, Jeff complains. Yes I do, she shouts. I wanted to put some on in the car on the way up, he says. Do you know what he wanted to play, she says to Claire. Val doonican, I say. No, she spits, Chas and Dave. I burst out laughing. Brilliant.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

Jeff is trying to show Elaine how to post a picture but she can't find the Facebook app. Where's the Facebook, she says. It's got an F on it, says Jeff. Like a face, she asks. Yes, I say, in a book. A face in a book, she shouts, what? Keep looking and you'll find it, I say.

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@llewelyn20

26 Oct

The clocks go back tonight, I say. Is it that time already, J says. You'll get an extra hours sleep, I say. I won't, he says, she was waking me up every 2 minutes to abuse me about snoring. You were, she shouts from the kitchen, and who's going back tonight? Jesus.