My mom: where is all your money going???? Me:
1:43 worth of clumsiness, proving why I shouldn't have been employed as a waitress 2 years ago today 😭
why the fuck would u ruin a perfectly good salad by putting ham in it
This is hands down the best interaction I have ever caught on tape please enjoy every second of it as much as I do
You can not trick me because I am already stupid
Carrie Underwood: “he's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskey” 8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing
got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing
You bitches really in college, no job, you out every night, new set of nails every two weeks, hair did all the time!?!!? Wtf?!? Like HOW ?!?????
my toxic trait is that I swear i’m talking in a normal pitch but i’m actually screaming
“friends” that compete with you, embarrass you publicly, belittle your thoughts/opinions, discuss your business with others, make you feel inferior to them, and just all around drag you down are not your friends. They are toxic and quite frankly your enemy.
Am I the only one that gets yelled at by the construction workers on 111 for not going slow enough
called my parents yesterday extremely concerned about the hurricane & asked them to take the cats & go up north for the weekend. they assured me they were fine and that no matter what they’d take care of my cats. I got this txt today(yes that’s hose water and no im not amused😂)
When I’m faded but get dropped off at home safe
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