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Things I've learned from murder mysteries #27: If I'm doing something I shouldn't be, that's when a murder is going to happen, and trying to hide it is gonna make me look REALLY bad
No offense, dude, but you're statistically more likely to murder me if you're a man I know, so if it's all the same to you, I think I'd rather just not know your name, thanks.
"If you lose you will be hospitalized" somehow feels more threatening than I think they meant it to.
I want a show with an unlikely crime solver who uses their out-of-the-box thinking to make intuitive leaps and then they disappear before the case is solved because they watched an episode of Voyager one night and decided to turn their spare room into a hydroponics bay.
As a woman it feels like I’m watching women across the globe being tortured & degraded, but needing to remember to pat men on the head as I speak about it. As someone that treats men and women alike: gendered crimes are real & killing WOMEN.
Imagine having to talk to your children about how their sister got killed at school and the same thing might happen to them.
You know what’s getting really old? Having to have conversations with my 5 young children about radical leftist trying to kill their grandfather. No person should ever have to do this in America or anywhere else and yet I had to have that conversation five times again yesterday.
Woman gets attacked. Man does nothing. Woman chooses bear. Man feels victimized. Woman provides evidence. Man tells woman to choose better. Woman chooses no men. Man cries. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.
These are headlines from the last 24 hours. But I get on here to see takes about how “man or bear” made men traumatized and feel like they’re less desirable than an animal.
Tfw you're defending racist lies that are 18 steps more ridiculous than what probably maybe actually happened because you think you might have a gotcha
“Outside of an official police recording and eyewitness account, no evidence, folks!” Yes, you really can get this stupid! Fascinating.
"She was too prepared" Jesus, did none of y'all take debate in high school? Obviously you didn't go to law school, so....
Even if they thought it was consensual and they were acting out a fantasy, I'm going to go ahead and say that sex with someone unconscious is a kink you should seek therapy for and not one you should indulge.
See how I clamp on this idiot. Very quick Very predictable. Very not letting go.
This is the best "show me your cats" trick I've seen
All cats with 3 colours are female. Male cats can’t have 3 colours.
Y'all ever just be sitting there watching TV or scrolling or reading and suddenly you stop bouncing your leg or jerking your foot or grinding your teeth and you're like WHOA
gay person: i’m gay straight person: i’m straight bisexual person: i’m bisexual jd vance:
gay person: i’m gay straight person: i’m straight bisexual person: i’m bisexual jeep person: jeep
"Insert or swipe" Me:*insert* "Could not read chip. Remove and insert again. " Me:*insert* "Could not read chip. Remove and insert again. " Me: fuck it *swipe* "This is a chip card. Insert into chip reader." Me: *insert* "Could not read chip. Please swipe." Me: you mfer
Me: I already struggle to start necessary tasks, and when you tell me I "need" to do something that I already know, it then gets reframed as external pressure and becomes even harder to do My mom: Honey, you need to fix how your brain works Me: What did I JUST say
I just dusted my bookshelves. Nobody told me to. Nobody showed me how. Nobody added it to my chore wheel. I saw it needed to be done and I did it. Because I'm a fucking adult and this is my house. I don't have a duster, but guess what, I figured that shit out all by myself!
*Tip for women. Most of us men really want to help but don’t know how. Give us lists! Give us list items weekly we can take off your plate & we love to help! Guys, ask her what can I take off your plate today? The key is solid communication around this. We can’t READ MINDS.
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