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Banks and I haven’t slept in 3 months. Nick finally showed up to bed with a snore strip. I’ve never seen his nose look so beautiful.
Trying to decide which one keeps me up at night more... Nick’s snoring or Banks’ farts. Both shake the house.
Only Nick Fox could find a way to turn the lyrics of “Mary Had a Little Lamb” into “Thomas Brady is the GOAT.” Our boy is gonna be so confused when he goes to Kindergarten.
I leave my child with Nick for 2 minutes... And he Snapchats the world saying, “Banks open.” I’m sorry, my boy. I wish I could tell you his jokes will get better.
“I’ve never felt more beautiful than when I was pregnant.” My cankles are telling you to shut up, Leslie.
“Mrs. Fox, I really think you should zip up your coat. It’s very cold outside.” Thanks for the advice, Suzie. 😑
We’re sitting through a 7 hour childbirth class. The nurse recommended that we have a “code word” for pain tolerance. Nick has given me two choices: Fenway or Tom Brady. We’ll save him sleepless nights and let Twitter decide.
“Woah... Lauryn... I can see the actual bottom of your belly button right now. It’s for sure gonna pop open any day.” I love you, too, dear. 😑
I just finished an entire season of #Survivor and realized in the last 2 minutes that wishy-washy Chase is CHASE RICE! My mind can’t hang.
Drinks water — heartburn. Eats Tums — heartburn. Breathes air — heartburn. At this point, I’m fully expecting my child to be born with chest hair. Like father, like son I guess.
I’ve reached the point in life when a sneeze is about as risky as Russian Roulette.
Nick Fox just tried to sneak a PlayStation 4 on to our baby registry. Let me just shoot it straight here... I’m already raising my first child.
Nick just said he’d like to set a budget for Christmas. (I immediately break eye contact.) ...little late, bro.
“What are you gonna have our kid call you?” “Uhhh... I think Mom will work.”
I never imagined I’d be messaging a full conversation with my 99-year-old grandma on Facebook. Girlfriend’s emoji game is strong!
I’d truthfully donate a kidney for a Purple Turtle chocolate chip cookie. Court House folks... ya feel me?
“Hey, before you fall asleep, do you promise to hold me when Tom Brady retires?” Anybody wanna adopt Nick for the night?
I just accidentally figured out what “podcast” is. Excuse me while I time machine myself back to the 1800s where I belong. PS- I’m blaming my 98-year-old grandma for my ignorance because she probably already figured it out and didn’t teach me. Thanks, Iola.
Thoughts while folding laundry: where does the missing sock go?! This poor fella goes into the laundry basket “head over heels” with its “sole” mate and comes out of the dryer alone and “toe”-tally useless. I’ve spent too much time on this. Bye.
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