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I allways carry a vanity mirror with me if you come across a flower which is facing. Down put the mirror on your toe and put it under the plantyou can now se the flowers heart withoutbending down cheers
My dissertation: The Utah Duckling Syndrone. Understanding the strange phenomenon around Utah college freshmen boys imprinting on (and eventually marrying) the first female they see. May also explain the overuse of the word "mommy".
don’t forget to leave out a plate of syphilis for the pilgrims tonight
mfs wake up and immediately play league of legends like damn did u even try to be happy
Dumbledore: "Now because Quirrell secretly was hiding the dark lord on the back of his head the school board is embarrassed and won't take this public. However...we can't have students killing teachers, I'm gonna have to expell you for this one HP, I'm sorry."
Elon is always watching, just outside of your render distance.
how do i @ my cat
this is my emotional manipulation dog. he gaslights and undermines me at every opportunity
Maybe ghosts just haunt places to keep property values down.
one time in college a professor spent 90 minutes talking about an example scenario that involved beef and i thought nothing of it until several weeks later when i found out that my classmate had made a minute long compilation of all 125 times he said "beef" in one lecture
My oil painting of a homemade Uncrustable
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
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10K likes and the @britishmuseum has to give back the Parthenon Marbles. No take backs!
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