kit kalypso🐛
@kit_kalypsoshortstack with an oral fixation ▫️ I run on pickles and babybel cheese ▫️most likely watching cartoons rn 🏴☠️🏳️🌈
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People are yearning for Anthony Bourdain's wisdom
I’m sorry to say this but very picky eaters, people who don’t find pleasure in eating, and deprive themselves in terms of food are bad lovers who lack sensuality
Nah this isn’t cocaine lmao. Everyone is just so full of shame and embarrassment now and no one ever dances. Anywhere. Beaches, parks, public squares, even the fucking CLUB, no one actually lets go and fucking dances a little loose or silly
first time practicing face paint for a cosplay I’m doing later this week AND!!! it’s not that bad🤠
if a vampire bit me i would not be scared id probably start jacking it if im being honest
Average person playing deadlock rn sounds like the “you’re shitting yourself, go to the bathroom” guy😖 also they don’t really like it when you tell them either…
Donald Trump is not "orange" he is "gyaru" part of Japanese gal culture which inverts yamato nadeshiko beau
i’ve wanted to apply to be on big brother for years and the only reason I haven’t is because I don’t know if they’ll auto-deny me for having an OF. like I wish I could just straight up ask if it would be pointless to try
omg me and me on alternating days of the week
Some of us come from places darker and more primordial than an """app"""
its weird that when seltzer goes flat it doesn’t turn into regular water. you can still taste that something was Done To It
"The suburbs dream of violence. Asleep in their drowsy villas, sheltered by benevolent shopping malls, they wait patiently for the nightmares that will wake them into a more passionate world." — JG Ballard, "Kingdom Come" (2006)
Kamala Harris: “If somebody breaks into my house, they're getting shot. Probably should not have said that.”
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