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Kimberly Thorne

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The new Gossip Girl is the absolute worst. Having the teachers be GG? Blair Waldorf would figured it out and shut that shit down episode one.


I love how last week was in the 70s and this week, the week I have off, has a chance of snow 🙃


How convenient is it that we are getting all of our money back for our Ireland flight and then our central air breaks and will probably cost the exact amount of our plane tickets. So instead of an Ireland honeymoon we get cold air in the house 🙃


I’m very thankful that I’m healthy and so is my family, but canceling our honeymoon to Ireland AND the family Disney trip really fucking sucks.


I have never cheered a day in my life, nor can I touch my toes but I wanna be on mat for #NavarroCheer 😂


So I’ve officially hit that point of the year where I start showing 25min Franklin episodes for snack #24days


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Did this MF just say “The noise causes cancer??!” I’m done.

President Trump: "If you have a windmill anywhere near your house, congratulations, your house just went down 75% in value. And they say the noise causes cancer."



Me: “PJ what do you have in your mouth?” PJ: ”A band aid....” #Kindergarten 🤷🏼‍♀️


There ain’t no kind of tired like first day of kindergarten tired


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THE WAIT IS OVER. ufc.com/news/Khabib-vs…


“Ms. Dumonski, what are you eating?” “Spicy chicken” “Oh. I didn’t know you could speak Spanish”. #lastdayofschool


Me this morning: it’s my last full day of work! Dan: it’s my millionth last day of work until I die! #4days 😁😁😁


20 minutes into our end of year program the zipper on my dress breaks and slowly starts to unzip #5days


And with 7 days left of school, 3 of those days being half days, I am getting a new student tomorrow 😂😂


Update: 4 kids in my room have now thrown up. Omfg get me out of here #7daysleft


9 days left of school and 2 kids have puked in my class today. Send help and Lysol


One of my students: “Ms. Dumonski, I hate this day, I’m done with this day! I’ll try again tomorrow. Bye.” Proceeds to walk out the door and put his backpack on. #12moredays


Me in the beginning of the year: ok class 5 minute snack we have work to do! Me at the end of the year: ok class we are gonna watch this 25 min Franklin episode. Eat you snack and don’t talk to me. #17moredays


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Another fine NY Post headline:

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