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@kikiburdiThey never talk about how much you’ll regret deleting your Twitter account until after you delete your Twitter account
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“I was so dumb when I was 8 I should have been investing in Amazon stocks”
If I could have a superpower it would be the ability to walk into anybody’s home and look around without them being surprised or having a problem with it.
Imagine if we didn't have cats and you could only see them in zoos. We'd go and be like "OMG there were these micropanthers in all different colors and they're beautiful and why can't I have one😭" But we DO get to have them and it's amazing! That's what I'm thankful for today.
Loss of Twitter is loss of a global real-time free speech platform and I’m just real suspicious that Elon and his elite rich status didn’t plan for this the whole time
if this website goes up in flames i just wanna say you were all very funny on the day the queen died and i will never forget that
Are you normal, or do you describe yourself as getting cucked by the guy who got Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant and ruined Zoey 101 when you were 7 years old
Jesus: *dying on the cross* Civilian: omg that dude made my coffee table
5. You stay away from “doomsday” content. It no longer gives you the dopamine rush and your focus is on: growing, learning, evolving, and finding fulfillment
Dude. Did you seriously just abandon me at the outskirts of the grazing area? You KNOW that I'm at increased risk of predation as one of the weaker + sicklier members of the herd.
“Ugh. Mr & Mrs shirts. Why do white people have no class” I say, with ketchup splattered on my pants
my addiction to buying things i don’t need started at the school book fair
hey sorry i actually called shotgun infinity when i was 9 so you have to sit in the back
I wish I could hire a babysitter for myself. Like oh, I’m not feeling good and my boyfriend has to go to work? Call Mrs Herman down the hall, she’ll watch me while I do my thing all day and she’s got the best snacks.
If the police are here to serve then why are their outfits so ugly
Oh no I’m crying
A cat buried in a real cemetery, not a country club golf course.
![“I am not free while any [person] is unfree, even when [their] shackles are very different from my own.” - Audre Lorde](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1182397307981053953/Qo_cmYMl.jpg)
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