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Me watching people following me because they think I'm smart and kulchured, not knowing that every subsequent tweet is going to be about nyash:
Random but one nice thing about their development is seeing how much more comfortable Stella looks dancing these days
Do entry level jobs even exist anymore? How tf am I supposed to get experience if no one wants to hire due to lack of experience like HUH
Maybe it’s bad vibes but I love pushing back whenever someone selling something tries to son me. I keep that “Well, actually” locked and loaded
I hope when i’m 58 my raw energy has people freaking out like this too. Nobody even tried to hold Jake lmao
Every time I hear the J-Hud people call the show “the happy place”, I feel like I’m watching an episode of The Good Place before the twist
BREAKING: horrified scientists discover plankton can't adapt to accelerating rate of global warming🧵
Enough time has passed to admit that Blitter is the main reason I have an iPhone. I was an Android boy until FOMO smacked me so hard I couldn’t think straight. Pat, the evil you have done is too much.
One of those days where I actually have to pat myself on the back. I chat so much rubbish online that even I am surprised at who I am offline sometimes.
Not knowing someone well enough to be able to make the joke you wanna make <<<<<<<<<<<<<
Ravyn Lenae is definitely making it to my Spotify Wrapped this year Bird’s Eye >>>>>>>>
I thought @LoccedLover tweeted this
something that has been bamboozling me is the fact that ever since i adopted the 'it's not about them, it's your love that's special and you carry it wherever you go' philosophy this is me w every other mf 'us' could be anyone
When I clean the house, I involve my 2 year old and he loves it. Yesterday, my the little guy came to me and proudly said “I cleandy up for you!” (I cleaned up for you) GUYS, He “cleaned” the tv with a sanding sponge
"I did amputations on people who just had to take paracetamol after the operation as pain relief.. one of my colleagues took maggots out of a childs throat in intensive care" Yesterday Professor Mamode explained to MPs how Israel blocks medical aid from entering Gaza
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