Kerry
@kerry_ARblended family, guardian/friend-thing to an 9yo, the three of us and a dog, my greatest achievement is keeping us alive longer than my houseplants!
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There used to be a thing on @BBCR1 where a guy opened a yogurt and tried to open it with a clean lid… me and 9yr old do this in anticipation daily! We are way more successful than he was! #radio1 #boredom #laughing #parenthood
8yo: gets changed and dumps clothes on floor Me: “excuse me” shocked face 8yo: hands me a dirty sock and says “oh sorry you are free” Me: jaw drops but can’t help laughing #harrypotter #dobbyisfree #ifyouknowyouknow
That moment of sly satisfaction when you have asked 40yr old and 9yr old to put their crap away for days, they ignore you even as you change colour trying to contain the rage… then 40yr old stands on a screwdriver left on the stairs, falls down stairs and lands on 9yr olds Lego!
Anyone else rush around like a madwoman this morning to get their little ray of sunshine to school… only to get there and realise they don’t go back until tomorrow 🤦🏼♀️
9yr old: I hate cheese Me: you like parmesan 9yr old: yeah but that’s Italian so it’s different Me: oh ok, here is some cheddar-ino 9yr old: mmmm that’s lovely, so much better than cheddar #parenting #Child #kids #Parenthood
Quite possibly the best And most patient train manager ever! Dude deserves a knighthood for what he deals with! #ThankYou #avantitrains #avanti #train #trainmanager #praise #legend #keyworker
Anyone else’s 8yo insist on a piggy back at every opportunity... and you fake a bad back rather than carry what feels like a baby elephant?! 🙄
Christmas Day is sorted... just bought 36 bottles of Prosecco. No one likes turkey anyway
Anyone else’s 8yo make 3 hoops out of zip ties, call it the holy trinity and insist on wrapping it as Christmas gifts for everyone?! #ItsTheThoughtThatCounts #Sorry
Dog: brings toy Me: throws toy Dog: doesn’t fetch Me: go over to toy and stamp on it to make it squeak Dog: just stares Me: missed the toy but felt something else squidgy And that’s how I stood in dog poop with bare feet today
8yo: I love you Me: I love you too 8yo: I was talking to the dog! #love #appreciated #TheDogRules
*Bath time* 8yo: *shouts* I’m done Me: walks in to find her with the dog in the bath massaging his butt hole 8yo: I thinks he likes this Me & Dog: 😳😳
#Dynasties @BBCEarth David Attenborough making Sunday tv worth watching! #worldtreasure #penguins
You know you’re an @BritishBakeOff addict when you stop booking a holiday to watch it! #addict #GBBO2018
Finally @PaulHollywood sees how awesome Manon is! #gbbo2018 #GBBO @BritishBakeOff love this woman!
Rahul apologising because he was told he was too good 😂 god love this man! #rahul #GBBO #GBBO2018 @BritishBakeOff @PaulHollywood
Most exciting bake off show stopper challenge yet! @BritishBakeOff #meltingdome #GBBO2018
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