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Kelsey King

@kelsrking

if it involves pasta or dogs or chinchillas, I’m in

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I AM OBSESSED WITH MY WEDDING AND MY HUSBAND AND MY DRESS AND MY VENUE

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if you eat 50 Reese's trees that's 200 grams of protein. It's not difficult to get more protein in your diet.


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Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.


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pasta is my favorite antidepressant


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my bad

what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins



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I want him to tally the votes for the whole country

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Today is the day when I find out if I get to keep my Twitter name for the next 4 years or not...


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I made a sticker you can wear tomorrow.

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How did we all, collectively, decide to disrupt our circadian rhythms at precisely the moment we’re trying to decide what to do for the next four years?


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this is my electoral map prediction for tuesday because this country is COOKED

babe come eat your steak

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God forbid a woman has hobbies

My wife is now 4 for 4 hitting deer with every vehicle she has owned since we've been married



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This would’ve gone platinum on tumblr

Exchanged sim slots w bestie <3

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donkey

This dragon attacks your city, who do you call first?

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Lightning and Hurricanes postponed by lightning and hurricanes


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oh god

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Wasn’t ready to cry over this 🥺

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“Worm Regards”

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These should be banned nationwide

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Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum



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Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum



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