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kelso🍓

@kelso_strudel

Avid animal lover except for sloths, for they are the devil

Joined April 2013
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~oh nooooo~ not you only getting 90% of a 10 billion dollar budget 🙄🙄🙄🙄

Prior to Biden taking office in 2020, less than 1% of @NSF grants were related to DEI. Now that number exceeds 10%. These grants prioritize aspects other than scientific merit, and subsidize woke ideology with taxpayer dollars. @rupasubramanya reports ⬇️ thefp.com/p/dei-national…



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When you order a pillow on temu

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not to be controversial but personally i think we should have more options than a gently alive corpse and the dumbest Hitler of all time


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I am laughing so hard


Damn… moving really does teach you who actually cares about the lasting of a friendship.


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It’s a beautiful day for some UC Davis Sheepmowers! Video description: a herd of sheep grazing on green grass on campus behind a fence.


Y’all my life goals just came full circle and it honestly feels very right 😌


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Imagine her farting in that and the cheeks getting all steamed up.

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Bro financial aid is about to catch these hands 😤


Can’t sleep. Too excited about being reunited with my doggos tomorrow 😌


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When your cart clogs

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Today I talked to Hala (my cousin’s daughter) who’s the only survivor of her family. Hala is 8 years old, she doesn’t talk about what happened and she doesn’t speak with anyone since. I haven’t been able to speak with her since they were killed over a month ago. Hala lost both…

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First grad school panic attack… ✨yaaay✨


It’s now day 4 that I’ve been violently nauseous for no reason and if I wake up tomorrow and still feel this way I will just simply pass away


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this Gengar is so cute😭

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Seeing a sober Steve-O rescue a stray dog and give it a perfect home is the best thing I've seen in weeks. I needed that.


Holy shit holy shit holy shit 😵‍💫 how did I start packing my house 4 months ago yet still find myself panicking last minute about the mountain of things that still need to get done before I load my entire life into a U-haul Thursday???


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