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the best food is a bowl of white rice with other food on top of it (you can pick the other food)
the other night i told my partner i was scared and they asked why and i said because what if something is happening. they said where. i said. anywhere
ocd is so funny it’s like heyyyy would you guys mind if i Checked real quick?? sorry i just have to Check. ok cool we’re good. wait actuallt sorry one sec im just gonna Check again.
been spending a lot of time in rich people's homes lately (babysitter) and i regret to inform y'all these are fucking delicious
seems like nobody is actually my friend
my friends hired an austin powers impersonator to show up at my birthday party here is my reaction to him walking in
Thinking about all the abortions I get to have despite the election results because my governor fucking rocks
no matter what happens, they will never take away washing your hands with warm water when you’re kinda cold
Till We Reach That Day. RAGTIME at New York City Center—through Sunday.
Several years ago, when things were bad as they are now, I made a comic about art and community in the face of hate. Today feels like a time to reshare. 1/5
No matter what, yall gotta live. pleaaaase live.
It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them. While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change. And they’re right.
Throwing your hands up and going "I guess people are just really fascist!" is total baby-brain nonsense when we live in a catroonishly corrupt country structured to produce these outcomes. This is by no means an easy fix but "guess everyone except me is evil" is stupid hogwash
Look at the popular vote. America didn't get more right wing, it just gave up on the national Democratic party. Trump lost 3 million votes... and Harris (and Biden), lost 15 million votes. That's what happens when you run the "everything's fine the way it is" campaign
got mamma mia’d, the other two guys hit it off and have been hanging out without me
unironically, doing this, in addition to replacing "good job" with "you did it!" has changed my life
Replacing "congratulations" in my vocabulary with "I'm proud of you" to see what people's relationships with their parents were like.
kelsey said next halloween we should a couples costume as the Yeti Cool Brothers, that's my freaking wife right there #iykyk
"What would Luffy do?" has genuinely done wonders for my mental health. Existential doom of climate change got you down? How would Luffy deal with it? He would be too stupid to understand it fully and not worry about it, but accidentally solve it anyway by punching the right guy.
my wife just asked me, in tears, "did you see the video of baby gronk intimidating the rizzler"
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