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i love when people say to me “you know what your problem is?” because it’s cute that they think i have only one singular problem


hey guys, thanks for coming out to the show tonight our band is called “i have a master’s degree but i don’t know if kindergarten is spelled with a D or a T without using autocorrect” we hope you enjoy the show


this is fucking gold

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

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you know how i know to ball aristotle

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to ball                                    aristotle

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*snorts line in a pitch meeting* it's a movie about a bunch of girls who all share the same pair of pants. one of them is curvy but that is not a problem for the pants


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me drunk as fuck about to not make a point at all

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swifties in the past 12 hours #grammys

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Holiday W... #ATOBTTR! FINAL: Reds 6, Mariners 3! Celebrate at your neighborhood @Skyline_Chili!


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when i find out there’s a cat at the party but they’re locked in the bedroom

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“what’s stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy


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i think customers should just stop and wait for me and my coworkers to finish our little girly chit chat before disturbing us


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Cats are so good. There’s just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don’t speak the same language! We’re best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn’t know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!


“fuck this song is so good. i HAVE to spin in circles to it” -fans of the grateful dead


every time i watch a @kurtisconner video i just think about what a nightmare his tik tok fyp must be from finding and interacting with all these videos. he does that for us.


it should be my first day with students today.


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Looks like a whole city is about to learn just how essential teachers are

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

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does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score??? i wouldn’t mind if my body just played for fun once in a while


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