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I’ve always thought of heaven as a big margaritaville, and for Jimmy’s sake, I hope I’m right.
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My man got me a spa gift certificate for my birthday, but I think it’s mostly because he’s tired of me asking him to rub my back.
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I like being young and partying for the 4th, but I really just want someone to settle down with and wear matching Old Navy American flag shirts with
The sweetest lady at work today told me my hair looked great today and I really had to resist the urge to tell her that I had just had to brush dried cum out of it
Every time I try to watch TikTok I get the pop up that my network is unstable. Okay tiktok, I’m also unstable, but I’m functioning.
Once upon a time I watched greys anatomy, now I’m desperately trying not to live it.
When you are absolutely losing your shit and your friends are supportive, but not that supportive.
Cried at the liquor store today because when I went to hand the guy my license, he said “I don’t need that, you’re old enough”
I’m not looking for a relationship, I’m just looking for someone to screw the ball on my septum ring for me because my nails are too long.
All of my muscles are so sore today and I was trying to think of what I possibly could have done until I remembered that someone bet me last night I couldn’t do a cartwheel, and I spent the rest of the night cartwheeling.
don't know about you but i am a little anxious.
If you really think of it, Escape (The Pina Colada song) is one of the greatest love songs of all time.
I’d probably check myself in for a grippy sock vacay rn if I didn’t have the anxiety of missing work or being the psych patient that causes my coworkers more work.
I never look at last names before trying to Snapchat people and 7/10 times, I click the wrong person and confuse the crap out of them or make them think I’m on drugs for the random things I send.
My mom can’t remember to do anything for herself, but can remember to ask me at least once a week if I’m ever going to go on a date.
I made a $500 bet with my best friend for a scenario where I would enjoy losing but be sad I lost $500, but if I win, I would be sad, but the $500 would make me happy. Stay tuned for results.
The way I’m going to immediately began making and recording more music for stick season 2: even more sticky
I should have remembered to stay sober for midnight, because I’m currently crying listening to the new Noah Kahan album.
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