Justine Geffen
@justinegeffenDog-lover. Life-long procrastinator. Usually covered in dog hair.
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Yesterday my #UberEats order arrived with the soup having leaked everywhere and the rest of the order missing. I've been waiting for 16 hours for their support to get back to me and refund me my R500. Why the wait, @UberEats? #unimpressed
Check out our new Apps Framework in Developer Preview today. It allows you to create interactive apps in Mattermost using any development language you'd like. developers.mattermost.com/integrate/apps/ #opensource
#CapeTownFire this is the extent of the damage inside the UCT library. Firefighters are still trying to extinguish the fire to prevent any flare ups. @News24 (@MarvinCharles_)
I relate so hard.
Me in queue at Woolies: Hi, I have Woolies and My School cards and you can give me bags Cashier: Woolies card? Me: I just said... Cashier (interrupting me): Would you like bags?
Build #opensource software, work from home, for a Top 100 YC company. What could be better? Joining us in Nassau, Bahamas 🇧🇸 Feb 2020! "MatterCon" is our annual event for staff, contributors, customers & partners: youtube.com/watch?v=t8-UF-… #mattermost #mattercon2020 #remotejobs
While we wait for Siya Kolisi and Coach Rassie to arrive, ya kokota piano #Springboks #SAFMSportOn
Github goes down, the internet screams. Bitbucket goes down, Mariusz in Sokovia screams.
tried coding in Vim on my iPad, realized there’s no Esc key on the keyboard. can’t exit Vim again 🤷♂️
Therapist: And what do we do when we feel stressed Me: rm -rf .git Therapist: No
Running `cd` without immediately running `ls` is like ordering a Big Mac without fries. I've not seen it done before.
Everybody has a plan until they deploy to production.
Facebook friends fall into two groups: 1. People you actually interact with 2. Family members who only contact you when they've clicked a link in an email they shouldn't have
Marie Kondo: What is this? Me: Its called Jira Marie: Does it Spark Joy Me: Absolutely not Marie: Thank it, and then discard it
When the Director says: "I'm going to show him around the sales floor, he's interviewing with a competitor so make it lively up here" #recruitment
This sums up my life.
Life of an IT professional: 1.Born 2. Study 3. Job 4. Shall I share my screen? 5. R you able to see my screen? 6. Am I audible? 7. Correct me if I'm wrong? 8. Sorry, I was on mute 9. Ok. I m sending that email 10. Did you receive my email? 11. I am on sick leave 12. Death
1969: -what're you doing with that 2KB of RAM? -sending people to the moon 2017: -what're you doing with that 1.5GB of RAM? -running Slack
44/10 or 4/10? It's actually 4 out 10 South Africans who can not find a JOB. Let's bring a job in every home, #KeepItGoing and #KeepItFlowing! #Woolieswaterchallenge
Dear Twitter, Please assisr. We had been booked for a catering event that was supposed to take place today and tomorrow but lastnight the venue suddenly cancelled because the Manager wanted to use his friend for the gig. The problem is we had already prepared for the gig
Here is an OPEN SECRET ABOUT GETTING PROMOTED. Ready? Learn to write well. The higher you go the MORE YOU WILL WRITE. Emails. Proposals. Memos. Instructions. WRITING IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT SKILLS.
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