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Justin Swanhart

@justin_swanhart

Senior Platform Engineer (Databases) @ Vultr

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Who would have thought that the first to lose their jobs to AI would be the poets. How can one write great poetry without understanding emotion? Seems counter-intuitive.

At least for non-experts: “AI-generated poems are now ‘more human than human’… participants are more likely to judge that AI-generated poems are human-authored, compared to actual human-authored poems…. participants rate AI-generated poems more highly than human-written poems”

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I would take her over Gaetz

Who is next? Jeanine Pirro for AG?



I am in NYC for #observabilitycon and the venue is right next to the 9/11 memorial.

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I am at #observabilitycon 2024 manning the @Vultr cloud booth and learning new things.


I watched the latest Deadpool movie in a theater all by myself. It was wonderful. The movie was OK.


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I ordered sushi on doordash. Happy Friday!


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Open this image up fully. Look to the top right. That's Phobos, one of the moons of Mars. And that bright point of light? Earth.

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OK, I'm not a gun nut but seriously a machine gun is not "a weapon of mass destruction". A killing machine, sure, but not a WMD @morningmika


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Longtime followers may remember that a couple months ago, I was trying to auto-generate a podcast every day based on HN articles. I got OK results, but you could still tell it was fake. I gave up. ANYWAY here's what you can do with Google's new NotebookLM. It's so good!


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I just discovered that one of my amazing coworkers at Bloomberg wrote an article about generating Minecraft castles using a Haskell eDSL based on lenses! Wild timphilipwilliams.com/posts/2019-07-…

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My used 2013 BMW X1 arrives from Carvana tomorrow. It is a 6 cylinder. Really looking forward to driving it.


They are making fun of JD Vance for the way he buys donuts. I think politics has descended to a level of infancy that has never been seen before.


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Classical Periodic Table xkcd.com/2975

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Seems like a big opportunity for yugabyte.

Always great to learn from discussion/decision records of other companies, like this one from @oxidecomputer on their options after the recent CockroachDB license change. Gotta admit the prospect of self-supporting the last version before the change would not let me sleep well.



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I’m dying

Always great to learn from discussion/decision records of other companies, like this one from @oxidecomputer on their options after the recent CockroachDB license change. Gotta admit the prospect of self-supporting the last version before the change would not let me sleep well.



I am heading to the beach today and will be there until next Sunday. I am taking my Mom and my Sister and her family.


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Checked the internet today and it turns out everyone is really fuckin stupid.


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