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everyone look at our new puppy right now ❤️ I feel so lucky how life in Australia is working out for me at the moment 🥹

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I have no words

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people gatekeeping museums is not something I had on my 2023 bingo card

Y’all made museum dates “trendy” and don’t be knowing shit about art. I hate y’all frfr



Facebook marketplace is such an experience

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surely this is satire right ?

landlords thinking they deserve a tip is actually crazy



I’ve heard some mental things in my time, but lau literally telling me i look like doja cat is probably the wildest thing i have ever been told

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this is the most wild and baffling thing i have read maybe ever in my life

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im sorry but i am yet to see a single person doing fake freckles on tiktok to actually get results that actually look like freckles


I’m gonna say it - all gifs. ALL gifs are bad! they outdated as humour at least 5 years ago

What's a gif that you just find extremely annoying whenever you see it? I'll start:



wow how have i only just discovered greta van fleet, im actually obsessed


Used to take me 27 minutes on the tube and I lived in south London so I know she’s a fucking liar

Festive vibes you said? Me and my partner are currently figuring out if Kate Winslett’s character in The Holiday can *ACTUALLY* get to her job in London Bridge from her cottage in Surrey in 40 mins as her advert says on the house swapping site.



Trigger warnings are getting out of hand now 💀

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people love pretending they don’t care about peoples spotify wrapped as if they don’t secretly enjoy judging and critiquing everyone’s music taste and analysing how mentally ill they are


0 shock factor this year as always #SpotifyWrapped

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thinking about the time I ghosted a man because he went through my old tweets from like 2013 and sent me screenshots of my own tweets. deadass stared at my phone like this

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most violent direct attack ever

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i am one tiktok away from turning back into a fan account for the 1975 like it’s 2014 again


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