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Jordan

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The people rooting for Brad and Jen now are the same ones who were on team Angelina in 2005.


Watched a holiday romcom & the plot twist is that the charming love interest is really flakey bc he’s actually DEAD and the female protag received his HEART during a transplant surgery! Hen had the AUDACITY to say “how could I not have seen this coming?!” but like WHO COULDVE WTF


Butternut squash mac and cheese is 🤌🏼


Leaving this here so I don’t forget it exists.

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I need to stop drinking diet sodas. I feel like they’re the cigarette of beverages.


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EJ and Rinna were booed #RHOBH #bravocon


I was just going to write this as a fresh tweet but apparently I felt this exact way this time last year and this sentiment still hits.

I don’t care what the studies say - putting a TV in our bedroom has been the best decision ever.



Covid has me at a 9 hours of sleep per night minimum and I might bring this standard with me to post-Covid life


Wait is Messi really this smol

Lionel Messi meeting Romeo Beckham in quite the outfit 😅 📸 IG/romeobeckham

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I don’t even think the camera man intentionally filmed @Morgan_Stewart, but for about 7 secs during this baseball game, it felt like Henry and my worlds were colliding


I deleted my IG app and immediately gravitated back to Twitter. I forgot how much I loved it here.


Alright a multiverse version of jordan is somewhere out there being that world’s Molly Baz, I know it


Coffee Smoked salmon on toast Korean bbq A Greek salad!!!! These are things I really look forward to consuming when I can taste again


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if u drank the original four loko, don’t forget to put on your retinol tonight


Just decided our birch xmas tree is going up Nov 1.


My friends are out here planning their 2022 holiday cards and that’s how I know I’m in the 30+ club, like my god


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RIP the CHA NEL earrings Please welcome to the stage jeweled rib cage

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Henry: You were trying to blame me! Me: No, I was just sussing out the possibility that it wasn’t me!


Apartments are crazy because one box will feel like it takes up 1/5th of your entire dwelling


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