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@jonklemke

DGA Member | Horror Screenwriter #PreWGA | Part-time Hobbit. Work on TV & Films. Comment on horror films, politics, White Sox baseball. Insta: @klemkej

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I hate that I feel like I have to say this since I try to keep my Twitter fairly un-political but all of you should register and go vote. I don't care what state you're in, how unlikely it is to flip, or how much you personally dislike the candidate. Just go vote.


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Biden embraced his daughter after her speech introducing him. Trump ignored his.


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The. Political. Version. Of. Fat. Elvis.


Can someone in the press please just ask Donald Trump if he thinks Hannibal Lecter is or was a real person? I am dying to know this.


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The Puddiest Pud in the history of Puds. 😂 He should seriously fire his campaign manager for allowing him to do this and get emasculated in such an embarrassing manner.

Trump: I did not know she was Black until a number of years ago, when she happened to turn Black, and now she wants to be known as Black. Is she Indian or is she Black?



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the 2024 White Sox are a bigger dumpster fire than JD Vance's VP campaign, and that dude fucked a couch


I’m not at all mad at the pick, mostly just the circumstances that caused it. We all know the Sox can’t develop bats and while it’s nice that Getz seems to realize this it would also be nice if he fixed that problem so we could reliably draft position players. Welcome Hagen!


Taron Eggerton - Ocean John David Washington - Rusty Nicholas Hoult - Linus Harrison Ford - Saul Richard Madden - Basher Jon Bernthal - Frank Daniel Kaluyya & Lakeith Stanfield -Malloys Kumail Nanjiani - Livingston Laurence Fishburne - Reuben Daniel Radcliffe - Yen

If you’re remaking Ocean’s 11 today, who are you casting? Don’t say still Clooney and Pitt, new actors.



The *only* selling point on this guys was “hey, he can eat innings.” If he can’t do that then wtf are we even doing here. Cut him

Mike Clevinger threw 61 pitches in 2.2 innings during his rehab start last night. Pedro Grifol said Sox will find out how he’s feeling and recovering. If he’s healthy, possibility he could be built back up on the fly, with him making shorter starts in big league rotation.



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This guy clearly has not seen this trailer for the original which I distinctly remember: youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-Mlo…

How did Ridley Scott: A) Sign off on the wildly anachronistic song choice for this Gladiator 2 trailer? and B) Allow Academy Award-winning actor Denzel Washington to do a NY accent in a movie set in Ancient Rome? youtube.com/watch?v=mFSH9l…



Genuinely one of the most creative “magic duels” in the last 20 years of cinema. I was always deeply disappointed in the Harry Potter films for making duels into little more than ray-gun fights with different colors whizzing about. So much unused potential

Mind you, Sam Raimi literally did THIS a year later.



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The political press seems dug in. The trade-off they seem to want is, ‘Give us a brokered convention—or at least another nominee so we can cover the chaos or we’re going to ignore the Republican effort to end democracy all the way through November. Your choice.’


The type of thing you resort to when you realize attendance doesn’t win championships

At Wrigley North, we make our own troughs. 🤷‍♂️😂

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It’s so sad to see this. When the Sox give fans a reason to turn out (even for a rad jersey) they will. They’re capable of being the best fans in baseball if they could have more than one year of sustained success.

BIG ASS CROWD #WhiteSox



The latest episode of this is about MALICIOUS, a 1995 film that stars Molly Ringwald and involves baseball. Trust me WST, this movie and podcast is a better combo than watching the #WhiteSox lose to the Dodgers tonight. Especially given how horny y’all are.

It’s been a minute since I tried to encourage you all to listen to my SO’s podcast. It’s the @ETCPod and is a comedy review show about erotic thrillers ranging from Basic Instinct to trash like Meridian: Kiss of the Beast. It’s super funny, so check it out open.spotify.com/show/1jLvZfmrC…



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John Carpenter seeing the reception to 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 in 1982

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It’s been a minute since I tried to encourage you all to listen to my SO’s podcast. It’s the @ETCPod and is a comedy review show about erotic thrillers ranging from Basic Instinct to trash like Meridian: Kiss of the Beast. It’s super funny, so check it out open.spotify.com/show/1jLvZfmrC…


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This week on the #EroticThrillerClub we’ve got MALICIOUS (1995) starring @MollyRingwald and Patrick McGaw. So if you like baseball, boats, and you know who Mark McGwire is, then join us in asking were you aroused, were you thrilled, and would you ruin your life for these two?


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I get that the cubs are ungood but can yall stop acting like this team is on a path for historical ineptitude. Let us Sox fans have our moment please.


Ohtani has 16 home runs in 35 career games against the White Sox.



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