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Jon Torres

@jon__torres

I’m back bitches

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It’s true what they say, there’s nothing like summer time Chi

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What ska band is this

Chicago Mayor Delays New COVID-19 Restrictions As Lollapalooza Begins dlvr.it/S4nkxV

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Burrito, gatorade, candy. Hangover gone


I can’t believe I have to make millions of dollars in another city 🤧😥😰

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I wonder if any resident of Chicago actually wants Lollapalooza here. I know I don’t


Put on my good cologne to see Limp Bizkit tonight. I hope Fred notices


Getting back into skating at 32 is gonna be a weird and painful journey but I need this and can’t believe I forgot how much I missed it. Shout out to @RazorSkate for bringing these back

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We get it A24. You love religious undertones

The trailer for A24's upcoming horror film #Lamb reveals a half-lamb, half-human baby. Watch it here: bit.ly/3eYfeTl

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They brought back Dexter but I can’t get a remake of Brink! Fucking cowards


Farted loudly in the Toyota waiting room and blamed the hot girl next to me


For someone diagnose with “high functioning anxiety” I figured I’d get a lot more done


American healthcare is so bad we have nurses that are antivaxers


When other Latinos hear my white ass speak Spanish


Call me when this goes to space

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Give this a listen if you wanna hear my opinions on why aggressive in-line died

HWIWW is brand new, @WenzlerPowers and I talk with @jon__torres! It’s so fun every time we get to work with him, and this time we dug deep into the history of inline skating! From the very first roller skates through the X-Games, and quarantine resurgence! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/her…



Man, your coworkers sure look at your different after you audibly scream in disgust


Found these today and it’s like putting my feet in a time machine back to 1999

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If you’re unvaccinated and angry mask mandates are coming back, just know it’s your fault


If you graduate with a bachelors degree, you too can land a good job that will make you want to cry in a corner on a daily basis


Lol I threw out a baseball card when I was 14 that’s now worth $26,000


Calling for an end to communism doesn’t mean Cuba wants capitalism #CubaSOS

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