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Johannes Johansen

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Twitter is not real. And neither is your opinion of me.

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Age 4: "I love Mummy." Age 16: "I HATE HER." Age 20: "Mum was right" Age 57: "I wish my Mum was still here." Retweet if you love your Mum!


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People with socially awkward personalities tend to be more loyal to their friends and faithful when in a relationship.


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I know I should respect your opinion but I find that difficult because you're a fucking idiot.


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Snow White and the 7 Dwarfs was actually based upon the effects of cocaine & the 7 dwarfs were each of the side effects from the drug.


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Goes to McDonalds. Orders Unhappy Meal.


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If you never thank God after every smile…. Then, why do you blame him for every tear?


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When you remember a past event, you're really remembering the last time you remebered it. Not the event itself.


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Easily distracted people are more creative.


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Gandhi never received a Nobel Peace Prize, Obama received a Nobel Peace Prize while his soldiers were 'accidently' killing Iraqi children.


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When people look at me at school http://t.co/en6504dzn2

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En dobbeltime matte ødelegger fredags-stemninga.


2timer og 40min me matematikk, kan noen sette fyr på skolen akuratt nå? Ville vært veldig hyggelig gjort.


Tøffing. RT @HashiHaboon Skal egentlig jobbe med kolonnenotat, men jeg ditcher det. Teachers can't even handle me right now.


Slutt og pust, du stjeler lufta i fra meg... EGOIST!


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...men bestemor, hvorfor har du så mange arr? Det er fordi jeg ble så lei meg da Bieber røyket litt morsomt gress, så jeg kuttet meg. #2060


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