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JOEAWESOMEJOE

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Writer/Comedian. Maker of funny videos. TikTok @pennyplayground. Chicago boy living that LA life. I eat all the pizza, all the time. Go White Sox!

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IF YOU WRITE A SONG MENTION THE DJ IN THE LYRICS THEY LOVE THAT


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dark horse contender for favorite video online. can't even think about it without laughing


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I better go superviral for this...


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Ladies and gentlemen, they say my opponent has the morals of a cat. Yeah, an ALLEY cat!

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I don’t know what you did last night, but I spent 90 minutes debating a guy with the morals of an alley cat.



As you get older “vintage” starts meaning “got it new when I was a kid”.


But guess who is? Hall of Famer Rod Carew. (He converted)


When someone calls me “Boss” it makes me feel like a boss. And so I fire them.


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I cannot believe Bob Barker lived as close to 100 as possible without going over.


This is great

I used to be terrified of writing "on the nose" dialogue. I wanted subtext instead, thinking THAT was the trait of good screenwriting. It's not. My writing improved when I stopped worrying about subtext and focused on what was really important. This is how I did it. 🧵👇



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American Graffiti is funny cause it’s only set 10 years in the past. today’s equivalent would be a movie where 4 tumblr posters all try to make it to a late night screening of The Avengers.


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Every Mission: Impossible movie should end with Tom Cruise saying "I guess that mission was possible after all" and then we see the title card but now it say "Mission: Possible" and that "tonight's gonna be a good night" song by Black Eye Peas starts playing.


Great thread

With #WGAStrong rightfully in the spotlight this week, I've seen some less-than-sympathetic comments focusing on the lack of originality in our projects. This is a fair criticism of the system, but not the writers. A quick history of how we got here: 🧵



Weird Al is so happy he released “Gump” instead of “Trump” in the mid-90’s


I’ll give Spirit airlines customer service credit - it works EXACTLY as well as you expect it would!


The best Super Bowl was the one where they played football before an episode of This is Us


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Hey people not in Chicago, this is tavern style pizza and what we normally eat.

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This is perfect

Here it is. My magnum opus. “Smooth” by Santana and Rob Thomas, in the style of the B-52s.



Lol I forgot Rounders ended with an upbeat Counting Crows song over the credits


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please remember—if the holidays are a difficult time for you, if you feel left out or forgotten from the celebration, then go Fuck your self


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The Bell is back where it belongs 🔔✌️

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