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@joelymackCurrently kicking the utter crap out of #BreastCancer. Battling the #Brexit shitshow since the beginning of time.
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Today, so far, I’ve had bloods, a chest x-ray, an ECG, an ultrasound and a CT scan with contrast dye. 1000s and 1000s of £s worth of tests that I don’t have to worry about paying for, so didn’t effect my decision to seek medical help. Protect our NHS. Please.
America has spoken. A majority would rather have a racist, misogynistic, sex-offending, hate-mongering, war loving, delusional, dangerous, imbecilic fascist felon as president, than - *gasp* - elect a woman. Especially a brown one. They are screwed. EVERYONE is screwed.
I just spent longer than should have been necessary for a toddler, looking for a shoe that was already on my foot. I don’t think anything else needs said… #Monday
So I just logged on to find that #DonVanGogh isn’t trending and I’m pretty sure it should be 🤔. Too soon?
As I sit here morphined out my nut, having just had a breast reconstruction, following cancer, a mastectomy, chemo & radiotherapy, I remind myself that it could be so much worse - at least I have sky TV.
I am so jealous of my toddler grandson. When he doesn’t want to talk to people he just screams NO and runs away and nobody bats an eyelid. I’m definitely going to be doing that when I’m old enough to blame dementia for my lack of social etiquette 🤔
A really, REALLY drunk man just guessed my age as 29, and fuck it, I’m taking it. Beggars can’t be choosers 🤣
Got the date for my reconstruction yesterday - 12th June. About a year and a half sooner than expected. Way to go NHS! Absolutely cacking it now though 😟
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Last ever - fingers crossed - visit to the chemo ward today. 2 and a half years of active treatment, done and dusted. Hair journey - from that to this, with some stages in-between. It’s been a ride, that’s for sure… #breastcancer
Sorry (not sorry) but a certain slimy ‘journalist’ deserved all the abuse he got - when you make a career out of throwing shit at people - some to the point they commit suicide - you can’t be surprised when you get that shit thrown back at you.
Cancer is a horrible disease, and living with it means living with trauma, every single second of the day. It doesn’t give a shit who you are or how much money you have, it will take from you what it can and then it’ll take some more. Don’t be a shithead about this. #KingCharles
I’ve hated my first name for 54yrs - not just the sound but the ridiculous spelling, so as life is way too fucking short, I’m changing it. Informally now, legally later in the year. So it’s bye-bye Jo-an with the stupid hyphen - from now on my name is Joanna, or just Jo.
NY resolutions 24 1. Be less cynical 2. Curb the sarcasm 3. Swear less 4. Be realistic with goals. 5. As per #4, ignore #1, 2 & 3. HNY all. Just keep being you. The nice you, not the psycho 1. Ok sometimes you can be the psycho 1. Also - fuck the tories. Not literally. Ew.
Home-made activity board for the boy - I’m thinking it’s gonna be a hit 😊 Happy Christmas for tomorrow everyone! 🎅🏼🎄🥂
So it took 3 prime ministers, 5 home secretaries, a £140m bung, £169,000 per asylum seeker, and £2m in legal fees to send absolutely nobody to Rwanda under a scheme that was always obviously illegal. The conservatives call themselves "The natural party of government".
Dunno who needs to hear this but… ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CAN’T CLAIM BENEFITS BECAUSE THEY NEED TO BE LEGAL TO EVEN APPLY, YOU FUCKING PIG-SHIT THICK IMBECILES. Also - ASYLUM SEEKERS AREN’T ILLEGAL. Sorry, but it needed to be shouted in advance of the insane deluge. #Rwanda
A sociopath doesn’t care if they hurt you to get what they want. A psychopath takes pleasure out of it. Challenge - name 1 sitting Tory MP who isn’t one, the other, or a combination of both. There is no prize.
*Food costs up 30% *Mortgages up 11% *fuel up 50% *domestic fuel up 36% *overall cost of living up 25% *letters to the PM complaining about not having enough support in inflicting extreme misery and harm, up 100% WHAT IN THE SHITTING FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?! #GENow
Prediction - Sunak is going to try to rebrand his party as ‘new’ - bringing back Cameron is the first step in his vision of a ‘more centre appealing’ party. Just in time for a GE. Won’t be surprised if they gradually get more pro-EU too. They think we’re mugs. #cabinetreshuffle
Eating lunch, OH just commented on his Subway ‘ 12 inch is too much but 6 inch just isn’t enough’, to which I replied ‘same with penises’ and apparently I’m not funny so I learned a new thing about myself today 😜
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